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Old joke made me lol again. Hope you do too!
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tine day, a man complained to his friend, "lily elbow really hurts, guess I
should see a dcotor."
His friend said, "newt do that. There' s a at the drug store that wean
diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. simply put in a
sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell
you what yea oan do about it. And it only ousts "
The guy 'totured he had nothing to lose, so he fightt a jar with a urine sample
and went to the drug store. Finding the ocmputer, he poured in the sammie
and deposited the . liie. The ocmputer started making some noise
lights started '. After a brief pause, out popped a small
slip of paper which read:
You have tennis elbow.
Soak year arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor.
It will he better in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how
it would orange medical science forever, he Began to wonder if this
computer erald be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample
from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he
masturbated into the : ,, He went bevel: to the drug store, located the
ocmputer, poured in thesample and deposited the : l. tati. The machene again
made the usual noises, , and printed out the following analysis:
Your tap water is too hard, Get a water softener.
Your dog has ringtone. Bathe him with shampoo.
Your daughter is using eonline. Put her in a rehabilitation earnie.
Your wife is pregnant.... twin girls. They aren' t yours. Get a lawyer.
And“ if you don' t stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better!
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#11 - skullzorz (05/09/2011) [-]
Where does the urine go?
User avatar #1 - doja (05/08/2011) [+] (3 replies)
this is my first time ever on funnyjunk when i laugh, hit the next button, the hit the previous button because i forgot to thumb up
#13 - colonelblammo (05/09/2011) [-]
True story.
True story.
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#8 - dgq (05/09/2011) [-]
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#28 - dzamie (05/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Read the ******* material. This is pretty funny.
NOTE: this picture does not apply to those who did not read.
#40 - ImaTumor (05/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Hey you hear about this new icecram shop that doubles as a medical clinic?
They're ******* geniuses, I went in with a broken arm and came out with a banana splint...
#27 - Mehwhatevs (05/09/2011) [-]
Did anyone read?
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#15 - laxian (05/09/2011) [-]
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#46 - TheRealPieman (05/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#44 - gimmieyodogtag (05/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**gimmieyodogtag rolls 307**
**gimmieyodogtag rolls 307**
#38 - ultimatepowah (05/09/2011) [-]
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#29 - anonymous (05/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #36 to #29 - dzamie (05/09/2011) [-]
And that's why Americans are stereotypically stupid.
#16 - SarcasticGuy (05/09/2011) [-]
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#14 - philythemaster (05/09/2011) [-]
Someone is going to be pissed off....
#47 - CarrotsAintHealthy (05/09/2011) [-]
**CarrotsAintHealthy rolls 304** i wish i could read.....
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