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Crazy things parents text comp

Mum: Aaww, you were like a little angel
sent from heaven to r" up my life
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Me: I' m like cupid
Mom: You' re a whore with a bow and arrow
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DAD: I' m eating your cheesecake in the
fridge.
ME: What? No, please ,
DAD: SMACK SMACK GO MY LIPS
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Me: Where have you been the last couple
of hours?
Dad: I' m playing the African version of
Monopoly. so far. We mm mud huts, 3
cows, a chicken, and aids.
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Mom: How was the movie?
Me: Pretty good, it was a Australian movie.
Mom: OIOI... was it subtitled?
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Dad: When laas a kid, if I didn' t wake up
with a hard on at Christmas, I didn' t have
anything to play with
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Here is yhur first text dressage. Now
type a response.
MOM: Hi hnw the funk r ,
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So . What would you do if I told you my
girlfriend got pregnant?
Dad: In my lets go find the guy and kick
his not
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Me: Jen went down on Tom while he
played a video game,
Dad: EXCUSE ME WHAT?
Me: Sorry dad that text wasn' t for you.
Dad: was it Mario Kart? That would he the
Nintendo equivalent to road head.
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Dad: Go into the kitchen and make me a
sandwich. Lowe Dad,
Me: luish I had a comeback format...
Dad: Well all I know is that you had better
comeback with a goddamn sandwich.
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Me: I' m Playing Taboo with freinds. Our last
one was ‘something you do on your knees''
Mom: Oh t know! blowjobs BLOWJOB!!!
ME: No Mom! It' s Pray
any Things Parent: Taxman
Brother: They have snuggies at
Walmart called blankets.
Mom: Next thing you know, they' re going
to have ones with holes in the crotch.
called wankets.
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Submitted: 05/08/2011
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#13 - vilesmile (05/08/2011) [-]
SMACK SMACK GO MY LIPS
SMACK SMACK GO MY LIPS
#4 - spfy (05/08/2011) [-]
wankets lol
#12 - NathanIsTheKoolest (05/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
at Spencers they have Snuggies for ur dick called Tuggies
+16
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#45 - uberninja (05/09/2011) [-]
lol at african monopoly.
#6 - rangalol (05/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
> It was a Australian movie
> a Australian
> a
User avatar #9 to #6 - xxcouragewolfx (05/08/2011) [-]
My OCD senses are Tingling.
User avatar #10 - Nickish (05/08/2011) [-]
I know more thank half of these are fake, but it's okay.
Don't cry, I said I was okay; I thumbed you.
It's okay. Shhhhh. Shhhh.

I love you.
#11 - TehGordonFreeman (05/08/2011) [-]
Bolwjob! BLOWJOB!!!!!
#26 - Hreidmar (05/08/2011) [-]
The mario kart one... the man is a hero.  
  
Gif unrelated. Well, a little.
The mario kart one... the man is a hero.

Gif unrelated. Well, a little.
+5
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#44 - Websty (05/09/2011) [-]
there is some funny 						****					 today. SMACK SMACK GO MY LIPS. LOL and that 						********					 into your hand thing?  
  
ejoy my raunchy .gif
there is some funny **** today. SMACK SMACK GO MY LIPS. LOL and that ******** into your hand thing?

ejoy my raunchy .gif
+3
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#19 - torkamorka (05/08/2011) [-]
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#22 - KingJulian (05/08/2011) [-]
Wankets you say?
Wankets you say?
+2
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#36 - anon (05/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Number seven is poorly edited and ses MF not ME and its in caps for the names. fail?
User avatar #43 to #36 - thekgproject (05/09/2011) [-]
ha look at the "Crazy Things Parents You need to login to view this link quot; logo
the font changes on second to last one
#28 - anon (05/08/2011) [-]
read the last one
read the last one
#21 - artemisgrey (05/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
This amused me...
This amused me...
User avatar #18 - TheOriginalNerd (05/08/2011) [-]
the last one got me
User avatar #3 - therebelpeon (05/08/2011) [-]
Frontpage? Sounds legit.
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