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#141 - FrEEz
Reply +19
(05/07/2011) [-]
What guys think girls want:
1. Big Penis
2. Big Penis
3. Big Penis

What girls really want:
Money. Seriously they've done studies about it - girls prefer average sized penises (6 inches or so) Any bigger and it's not comfortable for them.
#186 to #141 - anon
Reply 0
(05/07/2011) [-]
Anon says-

What girls want:
1.Big Penis that shoots money
2.Big Penis that shoots money
3.Big Penis that shoots money
#171 to #141 - miseryaddict
Reply +2
(05/07/2011) [-]
Yeah 6 inches is enough. Guys don't need to be like I HAVE A 15 ******* INCH DICK OMG WOMEN WANT ME!!! ...no we don't, bud.
Meanwhile, stable income is enough.
#205 to #171 - jekyllandhyde
Reply 0
(05/07/2011) [-]
Then why is getting a girlfriend so impossible for so many people?
#230 to #205 - miseryaddict
Reply +1
(05/07/2011) [-]
Because we have to love you first. And those things are superficial things we LIKE. We're complicated. I confuse myself. Sorry dude :(
#237 to #230 - jekyllandhyde
Reply +1
(05/07/2011) [-]
How can you possibly love someone before they even ask you out?
#241 to #237 - miseryaddict
Reply +1
(05/07/2011) [-]
Like if you fall in love with one of your friends? It happens
#258 to #241 - jekyllandhyde
Reply 0
(05/07/2011) [-]
Yeah I guess...oh well. I'll just keep telling myself theres gotta be someone out there, eventually, who will hopefully maybe be the right person. And somehow I'll manage to stick the landing with her. Until then, more meaningless relationships built on whims and hormones.
#260 to #258 - miseryaddict
Reply +1
(05/07/2011) [-]
Hey, don't worry, you'll find the right one eventually. You sound like a chill person
#262 to #260 - jekyllandhyde
Reply 0
(05/07/2011) [-]
I may be chill, but I'm also way too mature for my age.
#263 to #262 - miseryaddict
Reply +1
(05/07/2011) [-]
That's a good thing, women like that lol. Unless you're like in middle school then they're dramatic and immature themselves.
#266 to #263 - jekyllandhyde
Reply 0
(05/07/2011) [-]
No I'm 17 but my mind seems like its 30. Which catches a lot of people off guard. Basically I just wanna find the 'one' as soon as possible because I hate wasting my life without her.
#286 to #266 - miseryaddict
Reply 0
(05/07/2011) [-]
If you go out places and stuff you'll eventually meet someone. Is there no one at your school?
#300 to #286 - jekyllandhyde
Reply 0
(05/08/2011) [-]
Well, it's not obvious if there is.
#155 to #141 - RedPurpleRain
Reply +3
(05/07/2011) [-]
When girls say they want money, I don't think most of them want some super rich guy, more like someone with a stable income. That's perfectly reasonable. Also, 6 inches sounds like enough.
#157 to #155 - FrEEz
Reply -2
(05/07/2011) [-]
i was joking with the money thing.

Seriously though peer pressure really ***** up everything. Girls date douchebags because their friends think they're cool, even though that's the exact same thing their friends think.

So in the end the good honest guys don't get anyone and the douchebags win because the girls think that other girls will think they're cool because of that.
#160 to #157 - RedPurpleRain
Reply -1
(05/07/2011) [-]
I don't know what girls you associate with, but the ones I know prefer nice guys any day. If they don't, they're bitches anyway.
#168 to #160 - FrEEz
Reply -2
(05/07/2011) [-]
I live in egypt. So it's a completely different culture - not many girls even have boyfriends and vice versa. And usually if they do it's something serious/long term relationship.

I think my theory does hold some ground in some cultures though.
#153 to #141 - unicornpenis
Reply -4
(05/07/2011) [-]
tits or gtfo
#144 to #141 - anon
Reply 0
(05/07/2011) [-]
is that wat u keep tellin urself?
#146 to #144 - FrEEz
Reply 0
(05/07/2011) [-]
Google it if you don't believe me.
#149 to #146 - anon
Reply 0
(05/07/2011) [-]
talk to the damn source and ask girls ?

yea better way to do it
#152 to #149 - FrEEz
Reply -2
(05/07/2011) [-]
Lol i'd be surprised if they reply properly. It's not a question they'd answer honestly when asked face to face. It's one of these things which is very subject to peer pressure.
#156 to #152 - anon
Reply 0
(05/07/2011) [-]
if ur not creepy about it its not a big deal...

just ask girls u kno n be like "would u want a guy to be packin or buy u everythin?"

i mean i kno like a little bit of the majority want **** but a lot of girls do like sex...
#169 to #156 - FrEEz
Reply 0
(05/07/2011) [-]
They like sex, but they don't like a big penis. An average sized penis provides them more pleasure than a larger one.
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#158 to #143 - georgepowizzy
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