Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search
#141 - FrEEz (05/07/2011) [-]
What guys think girls want:
1. Big Penis
2. Big Penis
3. Big Penis

What girls really want:
Money. Seriously they've done studies about it - girls prefer average sized penises (6 inches or so) Any bigger and it's not comfortable for them.
#186 to #141 - anonymous (05/07/2011) [-]
Anon says-

What girls want:
1.Big Penis that shoots money
2.Big Penis that shoots money
3.Big Penis that shoots money
User avatar #171 to #141 - miseryaddict (05/07/2011) [-]
Yeah 6 inches is enough. Guys don't need to be like I HAVE A 15 ******* INCH DICK OMG WOMEN WANT ME!!! ...no we don't, bud.
Meanwhile, stable income is enough.
#205 to #171 - jekyllandhyde (05/07/2011) [-]
Then why is getting a girlfriend so impossible for so many people?
User avatar #230 to #205 - miseryaddict (05/07/2011) [-]
Because we have to love you first. And those things are superficial things we LIKE. We're complicated. I confuse myself. Sorry dude :(
#237 to #230 - jekyllandhyde (05/07/2011) [-]
How can you possibly love someone before they even ask you out?
User avatar #241 to #237 - miseryaddict (05/07/2011) [-]
Like if you fall in love with one of your friends? It happens
#258 to #241 - jekyllandhyde (05/07/2011) [-]
Yeah I guess...oh well. I'll just keep telling myself theres gotta be someone out there, eventually, who will hopefully maybe be the right person. And somehow I'll manage to stick the landing with her. Until then, more meaningless relationships built on whims and hormones.
User avatar #260 to #258 - miseryaddict (05/07/2011) [-]
Hey, don't worry, you'll find the right one eventually. You sound like a chill person
#262 to #260 - jekyllandhyde (05/07/2011) [-]
I may be chill, but I'm also way too ****** for my age.
User avatar #263 to #262 - miseryaddict (05/07/2011) [-]
That's a good thing, women like that lol. Unless you're like in middle school then they're dramatic and ******** themselves.
#266 to #263 - jekyllandhyde (05/07/2011) [-]
No I'm 17 but my mind seems like its 30. Which catches a lot of people off guard. Basically I just wanna find the 'one' as soon as possible because I hate wasting my life without her.
User avatar #286 to #266 - miseryaddict (05/07/2011) [-]
If you go out places and stuff you'll eventually meet someone. Is there no one at your school?
#300 to #286 - jekyllandhyde (05/08/2011) [-]
Well, it's not obvious if there is.
User avatar #155 to #141 - RedPurpleRain (05/07/2011) [-]
When girls say they want money, I don't think most of them want some super rich guy, more like someone with a stable income. That's perfectly reasonable. Also, 6 inches sounds like enough.
#157 to #155 - FrEEz (05/07/2011) [-]
i was joking with the money thing.

Seriously though peer pressure really ***** up everything. Girls date douchebags because their friends think they're cool, even though that's the exact same thing their friends think.

So in the end the good honest guys don't get anyone and the douchebags win because the girls think that other girls will think they're cool because of that.
User avatar #160 to #157 - RedPurpleRain (05/07/2011) [-]
I don't know what girls you associate with, but the ones I know prefer nice guys any day. If they don't, they're bitches anyway.
#168 to #160 - FrEEz (05/07/2011) [-]
I live in egypt. So it's a completely different culture - not many girls even have boyfriends and vice versa. And usually if they do it's something serious/long term relationship.

I think my theory does hold some ground in some cultures though.
User avatar #153 to #141 - unicornpenis (05/07/2011) [-]
tits or gtfo
#144 to #141 - anonymous (05/07/2011) [-]
is that wat u keep tellin urself?
#146 to #144 - FrEEz (05/07/2011) [-]
Google it if you don't believe me.
#149 to #146 - anonymous (05/07/2011) [-]
talk to the damn source and ask girls ?

yea better way to do it
#152 to #149 - FrEEz (05/07/2011) [-]
Lol i'd be surprised if they reply properly. It's not a question they'd answer honestly when asked face to face. It's one of these things which is very subject to peer pressure.
#156 to #152 - anonymous (05/07/2011) [-]
if ur not creepy about it its not a big deal...

just ask girls u kno n be like "would u want a guy to be packin or buy u everythin?"

i mean i kno like a little bit of the majority want **** but a lot of girls do like sex...
#169 to #156 - FrEEz (05/07/2011) [-]
They like sex, but they don't like a big penis. An average sized penis provides them more pleasure than a larger one.
0
#143 to #141 - vontedistein **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
 Friends (0)