shake my hand!. He really wants to shake Obama's hand. omg my first front page. thats awesome. thanks guys.. Shut up and take my hand! obama shake hand
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#18 - MurphyUK (05/05/2011) [-]
His penis.....Its...Its beautiful.
#79 - leopoldstotch (05/05/2011) [-]
Why doesnt he just get a longer arm
#81 - paralars (05/06/2011) [-]
Shut up and take my hand!
#114 to #81 - John Cena (05/06/2011) [-]
REV UP THAT






MS PAINT
#69 - supersnake (05/05/2011) [-]
lol that it one determaned guy
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#52 - Jacques Strap (05/05/2011) [-]
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User avatar #73 to #52 - shaunr (05/05/2011) [-]
i yelled from the awkwardness of that handshake
#94 - norrie (05/06/2011) [-]
the **** that white man underneath him...
somebody's is pulling his ear... and he kinda enjoys it...
#108 to #96 - trogdorlady (05/06/2011) [-]
I see this all the time and it makes me laugh. It never fails! Cx
I see this all the time and it makes me laugh. It never fails! Cx
User avatar #124 to #108 - eastsidecholo (05/06/2011) [-]
actually....it is my only picture in my reaction folder..XD
#126 to #124 - trogdorlady (05/06/2011) [-]
I have a 			********		 just chilling in there.
I have a ******** just chilling in there.
#127 to #124 - trogdorlady (05/06/2011) [-]
It sucks 'cause I never get a chance to use a lot of them ):
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#62 to #58 - newfunnyjunksucks (05/05/2011) [-]
I don't have photoshop but will this suffice? :D
#84 to #62 - Kevnah (05/06/2011) [-]
i lold at your comment more than i did anything on here in a long time
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User avatar #9 - demandsgayversion (05/05/2011) [-]
Johnny always imagined shaking the hand of historic members of society, but he couldn't shake just anyone's hand. It takes a special hand; one that would have to be trained from a young age. He started small, shaking the hands of C list celebrities; Jerry Seinfeld, Kathy Griffin, and even Adam West. As he got older, he was shaking more hands than he had ever expected, and soon rose to the top of the handshaking world. One fateful day, his white whale, the first black president was in town. Not just any day, but the day it was announced that the worlds most dangerous terrorist was killed.
User avatar #10 to #9 - demandsgayversion (05/05/2011) [-]
His hand had worked up to this very moment. This was his time to shine. His palms were not even sweaty, this was the day little Johny had dreamed of since he was just a small child with ugly, calloused hands. It was a difficult battle, but he face-palmed anyone and everyone that was between him and his ultimate goal. Finally, with one final stretch that would end up dislocating his shoulder, he grasped the hand of his hero, the president. Before leaving, and after face palming that damned black woman again, he felt invincible, waves of accomplishment coursing through his body, and he knew, this was a day he would tell his grandchildren about.
#35 to #10 - sombermoon (05/05/2011) [-]
finding that his life's work had been completed, Johny felt satisfied in a way very few could understand.  To reward himself, Johny decided to get a nice cold ice cream cone.  He was lucky enough to find and ice cream truck nearby, the bells ringing out that familiar tune.  But when Johny walked over to the truck, it sped off down the road.  Johny stood there dumbfounded for a moment as it drove away.  He began to walk the other way in defeat when something snapped in him.  putting on his sunglasses he turned around.  No one was going to ruin his perfect day, nobody.  He tore down the street as fast as he could.  The ice cream truck remained just our of reach but he refused to give in. He would have his fudgy bar if it killed him.
finding that his life's work had been completed, Johny felt satisfied in a way very few could understand. To reward himself, Johny decided to get a nice cold ice cream cone. He was lucky enough to find and ice cream truck nearby, the bells ringing out that familiar tune. But when Johny walked over to the truck, it sped off down the road. Johny stood there dumbfounded for a moment as it drove away. He began to walk the other way in defeat when something snapped in him. putting on his sunglasses he turned around. No one was going to ruin his perfect day, nobody. He tore down the street as fast as he could. The ice cream truck remained just our of reach but he refused to give in. He would have his fudgy bar if it killed him.
User avatar #17 to #10 - cathii (05/05/2011) [-]
While typing tl;dr I read it and lold. thumbs for you.
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#13 - alexsockbat (05/05/2011) [-]
Not a single **** was given
#67 - John Cena (05/05/2011) [-]
the awkward moment where everybody goes for a handshake and obama goes for fistbumps.
#53 - boiledfetus (05/05/2011) [-]
Where was he looking?
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User avatar #111 to #55 - supreme (05/06/2011) [-]
Thumbed down cuz you were already negative.
User avatar #75 to #53 - lilpurp (05/05/2011) [-]
at obamas wiener bulg??
maybe? idk
#39 - alexsalsa (05/05/2011) [-]
Him when he finally shook his hand  
  
  
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Him when he finally shook his hand


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#50 - John Cena (05/05/2011) [-]
White guy blocking Black guys face?

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#54 to #50 - XxDarkendxX (05/05/2011) [-]
and thats a girl genius
and thats a girl genius
#90 - CommunityApproval (05/06/2011) [-]
Let's see how many reaction pics we can get out of this...
User avatar #101 to #90 - battleaxemaster (05/06/2011) [-]
but thats wrong you ******* retard
#103 to #101 - battleaxemaster (05/06/2011) [-]
oops forgot pic
#22 - mysteriouspenguin (05/05/2011) [-]
its that simple
its that simple
User avatar #44 to #22 - Johannarin (05/05/2011) [-]
fukken saved!
#23 - Asteroid (05/05/2011) [-]
They must've photoshopped the guns out.
User avatar #95 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/06/2011) [-]
i have never seen anyone so determined to shake hands before...
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