Child Abuse. Yeah, turns out his dad got some huge promotion in his company around the time the kid was born, went off on some monopoly, contracted his own big
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Child Abuse

Yeah, turns out his dad got some huge promotion in his company around the time the kid was born, went off on some monopoly, contracted his own big new headquarters... it was like he became some sort of robot. Now the kid's running around in his own little schizophrenic world, separating mental notes of the pros and cons into the "Light Side" and the "Dark Side." Poor little guy even thinks he has super powers. Just the other day he tried some sort of "Jedi mind trick" on me. It was actually really comical until he got all frustrated and started banging his head on the coffee table. Almost had him anesthetized until he hopped in a chair to go "Destroy the Death Star" or something like that. I guess it's a metaphor for his dad's corporation. Kid's a really sad case.

CHILD ABUSE
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Submitted: 05/04/2011
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