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January 22, : Or. Hegira Sale and his team of scientists from Japan, America, Canada, and Britain begin work
on a transference machine.
February 11th, 2033: First machine is tested successfully after over a hundred failed tests. Controversy over the
destructive nature of the technology ignites.
July 16th. IEA: A catastrophic incident with an machine destroys the cit oomiros hima, in
devastation not seen since the atomic bombs were dropped needy it years prior. Japanese government elitists
more to ban who on the technology. though Western powers urge them to allow it. despite the mishap.
April 22, : First sighting of infected individuals. Most are animals, some humans are also shown to be susceptible to infection. itllort seen around the ruins
of Hiroshima. which had not been rebuilt.
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May 13, 2035: Northern Japan is split ofr' fron' r " Southend half, as a nationwide quarantine is enacted- .-Hierarchy soon spreads through the infected
regions 15% ' hova‘ Eene exposed to the disease are immune, no side effect. euwe are effected fatally by the disease. which ceases ,
1% ofthose exposed are shown to mutate. The "Virus" is found to he a spreadable complies material. which causes rapid
mutation in infected individuals- All tango animal life above greeted is soon infected-
January 1, . 33% mall animals in Japan are wiped out. ecosystems ruled entirely by infected individuals.
May Bib. : Japanese Defense Force engages infected individuals to mesons quarantine- attacks by infected humans and animals are
seen. High levels of intelligence confirmed.
May : may fail, and the nation ceases to exist.
Unmet 13: The United States Carrier George W. Bush is attached and aunt: by an force. Later revealed to he a assault by the
infected. Use weapons to destroy all life " Japan considered, but denied.
February 12, : Remaining inhabitants have appeared, by outward observers, to have began adopting the infected has their religions- Part of
this religion is a ban. and the banning against infected individuals. This is surprisingly effective at ceasing centrist with infected
individuals.
April In AEE: infected seen to have spread to North Nuance- Military preparedness results in a far more contained infection. Hundreds in the
Unit ed States, Canada, and Mexico die.
March it q IEA: The United States Army begins with the combat prowess animals, who are shown to have a friendly connection
to humans who treat them well. much like dogs. exceed expectations. same year. China. Russia. Vietnam. and hi. Kama react by
signing the Momma Past. ensuring protection against the new utterly overpowered west.
July 2, IEA: The Home alliance declares that on the United States. perfected used to great effect.
November aar, War end, Communist slates dissolved. China and Russia (and all otes' m) are new jurisdiction ofthe NATO,
December , : The regions. new divided. that were once Japan begin to open up to the outside world. Mostly through ) trade on
Fern. eary 1 : Japanese scientists sneak into heavily infected Brazil. may recover the DNA owns ofthe individuals believed to be one ofthe first
infected.
Beliefs are that the infected are actually the norm phase in evolution. and to find one ofthe originals would better help the understanding. more are many
tried and failed cloning attempts, before a final experiment is successful. The result of this experiment, capable of transference,
is responsible forthe deaths of dozens before escaping.
they 22, , Ash turns 10 years old.
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#6 - Hitmonnorris (05/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#38 - Jabberwocky (05/04/2011) [-]
SO MUCH WIN!
SO MUCH WIN!
#34 - Turtleboner (05/04/2011) [-]
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#18 - BraindeadBuddha (05/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#44 - gengachu (05/04/2011) [-]
Here, allow me to further explain parts of this story:  
On April 22, 2035: Ruins of Hiroshima = Ruins of ALPH.   
March 11, 2061 is when people start realizing that they can train infected animals (Pokemon) to be loyal to them.  
February 1, 2081 is when the scientists find DNA of Mew (supposedly the original Pokemon) to further their understanding of Pokemon by cloning. While trying to clone Mew, the virus infecting the DNA continues to evolve (as beliefs state this virus is the next phase in evolution) thus creating something stronger in self-induced energy-matter transference, Mewtwo.  
P.S. Pokemon such as Deoxys prove that the virus spread to other planets, and Giratina proves it spread to other DIMENSIONS 0.0
Here, allow me to further explain parts of this story:
On April 22, 2035: Ruins of Hiroshima = Ruins of ALPH.
March 11, 2061 is when people start realizing that they can train infected animals (Pokemon) to be loyal to them.
February 1, 2081 is when the scientists find DNA of Mew (supposedly the original Pokemon) to further their understanding of Pokemon by cloning. While trying to clone Mew, the virus infecting the DNA continues to evolve (as beliefs state this virus is the next phase in evolution) thus creating something stronger in self-induced energy-matter transference, Mewtwo.
P.S. Pokemon such as Deoxys prove that the virus spread to other planets, and Giratina proves it spread to other DIMENSIONS 0.0
#20 - lovestospoodge ONLINE (05/03/2011) [-]
#16 - pfccross (05/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#19 to #16 - JustTheTip (05/03/2011) [-]
then you missed out on a awesome post and i feel sad for you...
then you missed out on a awesome post and i feel sad for you...
+5
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#10 - redliontwothree (05/03/2011) [-]
OH MY GOD.  
They should totally make this canon.
OH MY GOD.
They should totally make this canon.
User avatar #8 - drjekyll (05/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
*slow clap*
#4 - mikemont (05/03/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Just asking since this is a 4chan post, dont know if you found it there or not...

I've been on /b/ a while, just got into other boards. Today checked out /k/, and got banned for "keep /new/ out of /k/"

Can anyone who knows more about 4chan explain this to me?

tl;dr explain 4chan ban for keep /new/ out of /k/

pic unrelated, just funny in exchange for an unfunny comment
#31 - cocoram (05/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
HOLY ************ ******** I COULD TURN INTO A POKEMON
#15 - kerfufflemachtwo (05/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
+3
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User avatar #1 - matiree (05/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
too much text Q-Q
#2 to #1 - Les (05/03/2011) [-]
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#30 - ihazaccount (05/04/2011) [-]
Took a second to sink in.. but that was 						*******					 awesome dude
Took a second to sink in.. but that was ******* awesome dude
#7 - spcfraser (05/03/2011) [-]
if you did not read cause it is long READ it is awesome
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