Poetry

#70 - ConorKluth (02/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)

So uh, yeah.
Thanks everyone who enjoyed this, the full post, not the half-hearted stolen one.

Hope you enjoyed the read, credit goes to Johnny too, of course.

And uh.... thanks. :D

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#71 to #70 - IroyCraz (02/16/2010) [-]

I think you won, you where much more creative.
You can see by my spelling, I'm am not a native.

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#89 to #70 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

OMG IS THE RHYMING JESUS

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#86 to #70 - Ricky Bobby (02/16/2010) [-]

OMG! THERE HE IS! THE GUY FROM THE PICTURE!
HOLY TITBALLS! :D

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#1 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [+] (26 replies)

Definately not my typical monday morning...........

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#2 to #1 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]

My Monday afternoon was actually exciting for once.

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#3 to #2 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [-]

i'm guessing you live across the ocean?

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#4 to #3 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]

I do indeed. I'm guessing by the fact it's morning for you, you're west coast US?

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#5 to #4 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [-]

maryland.......yup........snowed in like a mother right now....which explains all my free time..........

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#6 to #5 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]

Ahh. I'm on half term at the moment. We had some snow earlier, but nothing that settled. :o

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#7 to #6 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [-]

weve had two blizzards this past week, we're gonna get a half foot of snow tonight, and there's another blizzard-type storm on its way.....so as soon as i dig myself out of this city i'm gonna hit al gore with a snow shovel for lying about global waming.....

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#9 to #7 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]

We had all our snow in December. Now it's just the crappy powdery stuff that doesn't actually land. :O

Give him a whack for me too.

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#11 to #9 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [-]

will do good sir

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#12 to #11 - noamk ONLINE (02/15/2010) [-]

lucky bastards in the U.S
we don't have any snow in israel
nothing!

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#14 to #12 - johnnyrapture (02/15/2010) [-]

pros and cons of snow:

pros: its pretty to look at

cons: -its fucking cold
-its a bitch to shovel
-i could open any of my doors to get outside for 3 days
-lost power
-lost phone
-falling on ice sucks ass
-by body is killing me from shoveling this shit

I think you are the lucky one sir

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#15 to #14 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]

BUT IT'S PRETTEH!11

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#27 to #15 - GazzManX (02/15/2010) [-]

......i read ConorKluth's and johnnyrapture's first few comments as if i was still reading the poems! hahaha! *face palm*

i failed!

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#20 to #15 - maggotchapel (02/15/2010) [-]

I LOVE YOU

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#16 to #15 - noamk ONLINE (02/15/2010) [-]

indeed it is, quite quite PRETEHH!

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#19 to #16 - beatlesrock (02/15/2010) [-]

i kno its PRETTAH

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#21 to #19 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2010) [-]

CHAIN BREAKER!!!!

captcha tasty

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#22 to #21 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2010) [-]

i just fixed it.

captcha: sleep

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#24 to #22 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2010) [-]

with gorilla glue.

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#28 to #24 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2010) [-]

epic chain is epic

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#38 to #28 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2010) [-]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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#44 to #38 - mynameiz (02/15/2010) [-]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER BREAKER!! HYAAAAAH~

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#53 to #44 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

<---has anybody else noticed the huge monolith looking purple bar on the left?

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#51 to #44 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

f-f-f-f-fucking retarded!

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#8 to #5 - noamk ONLINE (02/15/2010) [-]

i suggest a continuation of this fine challenge born of boredom
who shall join me?

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#10 to #8 - ConorKluth (02/15/2010) [-]

Too bored. :o

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#31 to #5 - pwnthatbetch (02/15/2010) [-]

Woah awesome poet lives in the same state as me.

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#82 - bahhhhhhhhhh **User deleted account** (02/16/2010) [-]

wtf didnt i just read this in the early top 15?

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#72 - razzmatazz (02/16/2010) [+] (25 replies)

WOOOOOOW!
this picture's the shit!
i wish i could rhyme
i just can't quite grasp it

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#73 to #72 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

you rhyme just fine
it's your meter that's off
just need some practice
now time to wack off

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#74 to #73 - razzmatazz (02/16/2010) [-]

my meter, what's that?
it sounds quite technical
oh dear and oh dear
i'm in quite a pickle!

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#75 to #74 - yourociroll (02/16/2010) [-]

I think you have lost,
not only the game
but you have lost
at rhyming for fame.

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#77 to #75 - SnakeVenom (02/16/2010) [-]

room for one more,
time for me to step in,
are you ready for more,
It'll end with a fin,

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#80 to #77 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

but what u don't know
is that this is fun
so pack up your bags
and just fucking run.

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#83 to #80 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

this poem gets cooler
creepy and sad
sort of like jacking it
with dear old dad

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#85 to #83 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

you have a messed up
imagination
did your mother force
your ejaculation?

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#88 to #85 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

this poem is stupid
it should've been done
this poem is so fucking gay
i got herpes simplex one

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#95 to #88 - addf (02/16/2010) [-]

you must be mistaking
this poem for a whore
just like your mom
who i fuck through the back door

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#100 to #95 - ConorKluth (02/16/2010) [-]

Y'all try quite hard,
and it's not a bad try.
But best leave it to me,
or you'll all start to cry.

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#101 to #100 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

you are amazing
definitly not a fake
but keep up the cockiness
and ill fuck you with a rake

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#102 to #101 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

my poetry is sickprofessional at best
lay down your rhymesput it at rest
this is the endfor your skills conerkluth
bring your "A" gameits gonna get tough
i hate you harry potteryour fucking dumb
ill take you all nightjust like your mum

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#103 to #102 - SnakeVenom (02/16/2010) [-]

Keep it up if you dare,
You'll be rendered to tears
I am the nightmare
Lets bring out the fears

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#84 to #80 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

It is my time to rhyme
I can't because I suck
I am now like the FUUU meme
And now i am going to eat a duck

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#81 to #77 - Kleptopath (02/16/2010) [-]

well it must be my turn now
this is going to be hard
because I don't ryme things

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#52 - Drperky (02/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a broom.

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#55 to #52 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

violets are blue
roses are red,
too late, homo, for pedobear now has his dick up your ass.
something that rhymes with red.

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#54 - YourUnforgotten (02/16/2010) [-]

Epic Win has been achieved.

*WARNING*

Being in close proximity to Epic Win may induce laughter and or awe. Prolonged exposure to Epic Win may have side effects. Please consult your doctor to see if you are at risk.

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#25 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2010) [-]

fuck harry potter.

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#13 - delimoo (02/15/2010) [-]

this is epi-... this is wi... hmm... I can't seem to think of a good word for this :(

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#67 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

I have found a real-life troll.

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#43 - wowitspeterson (02/15/2010) [-]

I write poems because I never get laid,

I guess I did one time, but that time I paid.

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#99 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

theres a lot of poems now
i have just got started
just like all ur rhymes
they are simply retarded

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#33 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2010) [-]

This is really cool. i would have been done awhile ago. Great job guys. :) i give you both props :P

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#122 - Marker (04/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)

o my god, i actually remember this (the actual comments)

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#123 to #122 - ConorKluth (04/30/2010) [-]

Haha, this is the first time I've looked at it since February, actually. :P

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#117 - addf (02/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)

I AM GOD I WON THE POEM GAME

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#120 to #117 - SnakeVenom (02/18/2010) [-]

not bad...congrats

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#98 - OneHundredandFifty (02/16/2010) [-]

i find haikus hard
maybe i'm not a poet
refrigerator

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#79 - XxgamerkittenxX (02/16/2010) [-]

amazing :D

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#65 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

bricks...

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#64 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2010) [-]

way to go

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Poetry

For when two guys just get really, really bored.<br />
Jeez, it didn't quite get front page like the half-hearted stolen version did, but still. That's pretty epic. Thanks everyone.

Comments(119):

Poetry

For when two guys just get really, really bored.<br /> Jeez, it didn't quite get front page like the half-hearted stolen version did, but still. That's pretty epic. Thanks everyone.

Comments(119):

For when two guys just get really, really bored.<br />
Jeez, it didn't quite get front page like the half-hearted stolen version did, but still. That's pretty epic. Thanks everyone.