Just Don't

This is my Facebook picture now.

You're 15 and you're funny as hell and already have that much talent?
Girl I just subscribed to you

Wow thanks :D

You are welcome! :D
keep up the good works!! ^^

kuroshitsuji ftw:D

LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT,

1.) you make comics on funnyjunk
2.) you're 15
3.) AND you like black butler

i must know where you live.......

Your 15 and married? *cough* slut *cough*

I'm fake-married to another chick.

i don't understand how half of the FJ community hate's girls who do that, or at least they complain about it all the time, but when one of our own does it, it's okay.

I don't mean to sound like a whiny Hipster creep, but I did it way before it became a big thing.

it's okay, i'm just stating an observation about how odd FJ can be.

I dislike it and find it retarded when girls do it, but I see no point in arguing about it on the internets of all the places.

Sure it bothers me, isn't hurting everyone though.

does it seem like i'm arguing? i'm not trying to.

This picture with no context is hillarious.

Do you have a SOUL?

I do,

Where is it IN YOUR BODY?

.... I don't know...

See, a soul is like a heart of a dragon. One knows by instinct alone where it is. Those who don't have one, don't know.

It's obviously in your shoe.

I think I love you.

Btw

Good. Good. It all goes as planned.

ENHANCE I SAY

I FUCKING KNEW IT

You called?

Oh SHI-

Yes but brennenburg castle is in prussia

Just go to denmark. Nothing interesting happends there and its fucking peasful compaired to other countries..

If only it didn't rain as much. Forever Scottish.

I say.

It was necessary for the dramatic effect.
And I favourited that comment.
Bloody good job.

OMG you're talking to me!

It wasn't actually that bad of a hand at all.
Better than most people in the art class at my school.

He's a ballchinnian!

or a Gonadonad

what
what
what

through out the whole day, ive been running around my school happily screaming OSAMA IS DEAD!!!!!!!

Girl.

I think you should get rid of the flag for maximum effect.

Better?

Remove that 'cool' comment, and sure. :3

Fine, Fine. Here.

Whoops, forgot the pic

good thinking.

I would like that.

It's been two years.

I failed. And I have a vagina. I don't know how that works.

Jesus Christ.
What's this one called?

Source

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8nMOUxhydY
enjoy.

AGH wtf!? A guy? Why? Dx

Holy shit... is that my answer? ;_;

SPOILER ALERT

Thanks.

I actually live on the orange dot, in Fife.

Your red lines offend me with their incorrectness. And I've totally been to Fife.

Sorry for misleading you... The line represented leaving Scotland, not specifically Fife.

It's all good.

scotland <3, i could never leave, *hugs a bottle of irn bru* could never leave it D:

I would much rather live in Scotland or Ireland.. as long as it England...
I think America sucks.

if there was a way to get irn bru in canada or norway id be gone xD

We proud Scots know that Irn Bru is a hangover cure.

it is indeed, and cold pizza 8D, or a kebab in yer face :3, kebabs arent for eating, but rubbing in your face :p

That explains the diarrhoea!

does indeed xD, srsly my uncle did it, n now i do it xD, dunno why, but it helps D:, well thats if youve been out on the lash all night D:

I'm not gonna lie dude, I'm a fussy as fuck eater and so I pretty much avoid kebab altogether. I wake up hungover and go back to sleep, then wake up feeling a bit better.

well another good one is ornage juice :>, cause refreshing and the vitamin c in it :D

I once heard that one of the reasons for a hangover is the fact that alcohol has much less water in it than most drinks, and you are in fact dehydrated. Apparently drinking an occasional glass of water amongst your typical Scotsman's 18 pints should help prevent it.

would indeed : >, also why pubs usually have only salted crisps or peanuts xD to dehydrate ya more :p

The pubs want us to have hangovers?! Those BASTARDS!

nah, more the fact we get more dehydrated so will buy more beer cause in our drunken state we think itll help xD

No, it's a conspiracy I tell you.

*holds onto my head* get out my head D:....... get out my head D:

fife dosen't have an airport idiot

And I'm supposed to know that because...?

i live in birmingham, i know im not scottish but still :P

I'm from Lancaster, buddy.

I have a song called Lancaster Gate, which uses bagpipes. Somewhat ironic now.

It's by Enter the Haggis too...

WTF?

I'm totally serious.

That's:
1. Fucking weird.
2. Slightly unrelated.
3. funny as fuck.

awesome, always think of the bomber when people say that though

That's a good thing, I reckon. I think of the funny accent when I think of birmingham.

ah well, at least im not scouse

Haha, fair point.

hai guys can a highlander join in the fun?

For shizzle.
*Scotland Brofist*

*Scotland Brofists back*

where about man??

I have, quite close to me actually :) Ever heard of Norwich? I advise you not to go there, it sucks :L

I've heard of East Anglia.

THERE ARE NO DOTS!!!!