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A day has passed since Simonedmonds posted a list of
chainmail ******** "facts." Half ofthem were complete
crap, and again, he' s posted a compilation of more
complete crap. Here' s 14 ******** facts, and explanations
re ******** .
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Dreamt" is the only word in the
English language that ends in
Amt and daydreamt would like to have a you.
It' s impossible to sneeze with
your eyes open.
Myth busted.
In Chinese, the KFC slogan
rager lickin' good" comes out as
eat your fingers oii".
Translating er licking good" o Chinese and then back to
English " n, reveal Finger licking good."
A cockroach can live for " days
without a head.
According to Scientific American, headless roaches can live
much longer than just no days.
Yorgos were once used as
weapons in the Philippines.
The "Luser' s collectors Guide to 20th Century rearms - History
and Values" asserts that this is in fast, untrue.
Blue is the favorite color oi so
percent of Americans.
A poll by Netscape revealed that only 42% of Americans
prefer blue.
When a person shakes their head
from side to side, he is saying
yes" in Sri I. anka.
Bulgaria is famous for this, not Sri Lanka.
It' s against the law in Iceland to
have a dog.
Tell that to the Icelandic Kennel Club.
The average Sour yearsold child
asks over four hundred questions
a day.
Assuming a four yearsold is awake for 12 hours a day, that' s
more than one question every 2 minutes.
The average person presses the
snooze button on their alarm
clock three Times each
morning.
Splitting hairs here; More than a third of adult
presses the snooze button three times each morning
according to USA today. That' s not the average person, nor is
it an average itself.
The birst owner of the Marlboro
cigarette Company died of lung
cancer.
Intelligent people have more zinc
and copper in their hair.
Copper and zinc are and play no critical role in
the operation oi the nervous system. "Intelligent people" is
also vague and subjective.
The world' s youngest parents
were 8 and 9 and lived in China
in 1910.
was 5 years, , months, and " days old when she
gave birth in Lima, Peru.
Our eyes remain the same size
from birth onward, but our noses
and ears Never stop growing.
Depends on your def of "growing." while cells continue
to grow, mature, and die, the cartilage In your nose and ears
stops increasing in size during adulthood.
More lovely reviews for part
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User avatar #227 - pastooleo (05/02/2011) [+] (5 replies)
>Make two accounts
>Post ******** facts on one
>Point out why they're wrong on the other
>Get massive amounts of thumbs on both
This guys is a phony. A BIG FAT PHONY.
#63 - opvv (05/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Well to be fair, Fact 47 describes the youngest parents.The girl you're talking about was the youngest mother, I believe she was raped. Different fact all together.
User avatar #580 - longwalkson (05/02/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**longwalkson rolls 57** Dubs and Op is full of **** .
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User avatar #262 - drstichup (05/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Why doesn't the guy making these just give up?

Unless... there the same people!!!
User avatar #514 - NathanIsTheKoolest (05/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
69% of people find something sexual in every sentence
#1 - omgness (05/01/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Mythbusters you say?
#218 - bassagent (05/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Here is a fact
Here is a fact
User avatar #13 - rhymenoceros (05/02/2011) [-]
I knew a lot of his facts were total ******** , but the research you did on the other trivial topics proves that SimonEdmunds is a cockfag
#388 - fuckingmakeme (05/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#202 - raberintodesu (05/02/2011) [-]
Some of your explanations are somehow off, too.

31. It never said that headless cockroaches were limited to 10 days at maximum. It said it's possible for them to live 10 days but the possibility of them living beyond 10 days is not zero.

33. Okay, I'm Filipino and I know that is a lie. Our ancestors really did use it as a weapon. Take it from me.

47. It said PARENTS. Not PARENT.

No offense, bro. Everything else seemed legit.
#644 - mestroxant (05/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#330 - starsentinel (05/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#868 - friedchickenzero (05/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
RANDOM SPIDER-MAN COMP!!!!! GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#368 - thehans (05/02/2011) [-]
what u were like
#499 - Jiraiya (05/02/2011) [-]
FJ is proud of you
FJ is proud of you
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#34 - fungusamongus (05/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
FACT 31 is in fact correct, he said a cockroach CAN live for 10 days, not a cockroach CAN ONLY live for 10 days - what a ******** ' ******** fact'
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