Things Not To Say During Sex
I have to poop.
Smile ice the Earners!
Get me, I' ll do it myself!
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When is this supposed to Fed good?
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Hey! My Friends were richie. You ARE good!
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l In sobering up and you' re getting ugly!
Hot everybody Indy's Funny milted!
Nol. You' re loo to to be on top. "he' d kill me!
Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this
What' s your HOME agein?
Hold on, let me change the channel.
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