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You might have seen Simonedmonds list of "Facts." Sorry to break it to you, but
almost half of them are untrue, and 2 of them were made to be shockingly untrue.
Read on, junkies.
Look at your zipper. See the
initials YER? It: stands for
Yoshida Logyo ,
the world' s largest zipper
manufacturer.
1. My zipper says "BAP."
A duck' s quack doesn' t echo. No
one knows why.
2. Urban myth.
315 entries in Webster' s 1996
Dictionary were misspelled.
a This "fact" was PURPOSELY made up to prove that "99. 9% is nat good enough."
On the average. " newborns will
be given to the wrong parents
aw la!
5. Just like at this was PURPOSELY made up to prove that "asses. is nat good enough."
Chocolate kills dogs' True,
chocolate affects a dog' s heart and
nervous system. A few ounces is
enough to kill a small sized dog.
Urban myth, though it' s nat healthy, plenty of dogs can consume chocolate and live.
Because metal was scarce, the
Oscars given out during World
War II were made of wood.
9. Daly one wooden Oscar was ever given out, it was to Edgar Bergen in 1933.
There are no clocks in Las Vegas
gambling casinos.
IO. MOST Las Vegas gambling cations don' t have clocks, nat all.
Leonardo Vinci invented
scissors. Also, it took him Io
years to paint Mona Lisa' s lips.
11. Scissors were invented in rome around 100 AD.
is 'trollball"
Mosquito repellents don' t repel.
They hide you. The spray blocks
the mosquito' s sensors so they
don' t know you' re there.
15. Repellent masks a human' s scent, it does nat block a mosquito' s "sensors."
Dentists recommend that a
toothbrush be kept at least six
feet away from a toilet to avoid
airborne particles resulting from
the flush.
16. Mythbusters debunked this concept.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on
one foot.
19. Marilyn Monroe had 5 toes on each foot, but in one picture she appeared to have 11 in
total.
Adolf Hitler' s mother seriously
considered having an abortion but
was talked out of it by her
20. Hitler' s family were serious at ms, and strongly opposed to abortion.
aut
The "pound" GD key on your it
keyboard is called an octoshark.
M. It' s called an "octothorpe."
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User avatar #141 - jonnyp (05/01/2011) [+] (11 replies)
*looks at zipper* I GOT ******* BUTTONS!!!!!!!
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#139 - thepineapple (05/01/2011) [+] (9 replies)
11 - the Mona Lisa painting took on/off 7 years to complete.
#167 - kevinhuse (05/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
FACT: 99.9% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
#795 - XJimboSliceX (05/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
that's weird, my zipper says "vrrrip-vrrrip"
#46 - Lambda (05/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
The YKK one is totally true.
Pic related, it's my crotch. LADIES...
#412 - Duim (05/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
When I saw the first fact I looked at my zipper and what do ya know...  
  
  
... I had buttons
When I saw the first fact I looked at my zipper and what do ya know...


... I had buttons
#41 - kbroflovski (05/01/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Thank you so very much for pointing this out. God, I hate when people don't whatch mythbusters and therefore make stupid ass mistakes.
#746 - firinthem (05/02/2011) [-]
I don't have a zipper, I have buttons.
U mad?
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User avatar #399 - sirizenhime (05/01/2011) [+] (4 replies)
My zipper says Ykk

Try to NOT be such a smartass, he didn't say ALL zippers.
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#724 - jealousithinkso (05/02/2011) [-]
i dont have anything on my zipper
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#784 - nikoxasylumz (05/02/2011) [-]
WiN   
Heres your waffle
WiN
Heres your waffle
#745 - sirdickalot (05/02/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#736 - djkree (05/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #663 - CatsGoBark (05/02/2011) [-]
*Looks at zipper*

NO PANTS
...
WHY IS THERE A ZIPPER ON MY PENIS?
#965 - daescobarva (05/02/2011) [+] (29 replies)
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#524 - gadgetzan ONLINE (05/01/2011) [-]
my zipper says YKK. he said it was the biggest company not the only one
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