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You might have seen Simonedmonds list of "Facts." Sorry to break it to you, but
almost half of them are untrue, and 2 of them were made to be shockingly untrue.
Read on, junkies.
Look at your zipper. See the
initials YER? It: stands for
Yoshida Logyo ,
the world' s largest zipper
manufacturer.
1. My zipper says "BAP."
A duck' s quack doesn' t echo. No
one knows why.
2. Urban myth.
315 entries in Webster' s 1996
Dictionary were misspelled.
a This "fact" was PURPOSELY made up to prove that "99. 9% is nat good enough."
On the average. " newborns will
be given to the wrong parents
aw la!
5. Just like at this was PURPOSELY made up to prove that "asses. is nat good enough."
Chocolate kills dogs' True,
chocolate affects a dog' s heart and
nervous system. A few ounces is
enough to kill a small sized dog.
Urban myth, though it' s nat healthy, plenty of dogs can consume chocolate and live.
Because metal was scarce, the
Oscars given out during World
War II were made of wood.
9. Daly one wooden Oscar was ever given out, it was to Edgar Bergen in 1933.
There are no clocks in Las Vegas
gambling casinos.
IO. MOST Las Vegas gambling cations don' t have clocks, nat all.
Leonardo Vinci invented
scissors. Also, it took him Io
years to paint Mona Lisa' s lips.
11. Scissors were invented in rome around 100 AD.
is 'trollball"
Mosquito repellents don' t repel.
They hide you. The spray blocks
the mosquito' s sensors so they
don' t know you' re there.
15. Repellent masks a human' s scent, it does nat block a mosquito' s "sensors."
Dentists recommend that a
toothbrush be kept at least six
feet away from a toilet to avoid
airborne particles resulting from
the flush.
16. Mythbusters debunked this concept.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on
one foot.
19. Marilyn Monroe had 5 toes on each foot, but in one picture she appeared to have 11 in
total.
Adolf Hitler' s mother seriously
considered having an abortion but
was talked out of it by her
20. Hitler' s family were serious at ms, and strongly opposed to abortion.
aut
The "pound" GD key on your it
keyboard is called an octoshark.
M. It' s called an "octothorpe."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #141 - jonnyp
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(05/01/2011) [-]
*looks at zipper* I GOT ******* BUTTONS!!!!!!!
User avatar #579 to #141 - thegreenghost
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(05/01/2011) [-]
*looks at zipper* boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner
User avatar #646 to #141 - thebelldombeliever
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(05/02/2011) [-]
Mine says "old Navy"
#161 to #141 - knightguy
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(05/01/2011) [-]
*looks at zipper* DIAMONDS!
#146 to #141 - dippitydoin
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(05/01/2011) [-]
*looks at zipper* GYM SHORTS!!!!!!
#151 to #146 - fugglor **User deleted account**
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#152 to #151 - dippitydoin
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Do you like what you see?
User avatar #175 to #152 - Azkab
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*looks at zipper* BONER!
#154 to #151 - ElxPadre **User deleted account**
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User avatar #157 to #154 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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*looks at zipper* IM STILL IN PAJAMAS!
#208 to #157 - ifailedmymaths **User deleted account**
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User avatar #249 to #208 - indeedafish
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*looks at zipper* forgot i don't have legs
#139 - thepineapple
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11 - the Mona Lisa painting took on/off 7 years to complete.
User avatar #251 to #139 - indeedafish
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im pretty sure leonardo never were satisfied with the mona lisa... but then again i do like cake
User avatar #144 to #139 - poriasis
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It was also one of the only paintings that da Vinci ever finished, and has been stolen twice in its history.
#155 to #144 - anon id: 971182b5
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Leonardo Da Vinci has finished many paintings in his lifetime.
User avatar #260 to #155 - poriasis
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Actually, many of da Vinci's paintings were started by da Vinci, but finished by apprentices in his studio.
#166 to #155 - anon id: 01f438ee
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why is that ferret so muscular?
User avatar #755 to #166 - fadetometallica
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(05/02/2011) [-]
Didn't you ever play Assassin's Creed 2? It's an ermine, not a ferret
#1128 to #755 - anon id: 27350a05
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(05/02/2011) [-]
This animal is actually a Stoat; they are refered to as ermines during winter. Due to the brown fur around the tail-end of the creature one can conclude that this portrait was not taken during winter and thus by making the proper term for the animal Stoat.
User avatar #1192 to #1128 - fadetometallica
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Yeah well in AC2 the painting is called "Lady With an Ermine" so that's what I called it. I'll remember that from now on though (not that itll ever be useful lol)
#214 to #166 - anon id: 5139cd48
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It is Arnold Schwarzenegger in disguise.
Also it has Adonis DNA and tiger-blood, and has the engine of a F-18

Capthca: forlices OLALOL-3
#167 - kevinhuse
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FACT: 99.9% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
User avatar #190 to #167 - OneOfTheM
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including this one
#628 to #190 - LolWutStylinOnU
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#795 - XJimboSliceX
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that's weird, my zipper says "vrrrip-vrrrip"
#808 to #795 - trumpus
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#46 - Lambda
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The YKK one is totally true.
Pic related, it's my crotch. LADIES...
User avatar #621 to #46 - goodwenator
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i have a zipper like that too... i always thought it was a joke...

ykk... y2k >.>
#72 to #46 - saminzgirl
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Why, Hello there crotch. How do you do?
#412 - Duim
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When I saw the first fact I looked at my zipper and what do ya know...  
  
  
... I had buttons
When I saw the first fact I looked at my zipper and what do ya know...


... I had buttons
User avatar #440 to #412 - connorjay
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I did exactly the same thing...
#1129 to #440 - anon id: 27350a05
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(05/02/2011) [-]
What the **** is your avatar?
#41 - kbroflovski
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Thank you so very much for pointing this out. God, I hate when people don't whatch mythbusters and therefore make stupid ass mistakes.
User avatar #45 to #41 - theomegaman
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So true, I don't watch MythBusters.
#767 to #41 - anon id: abd0d7d5
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Why not just put the seat down?
User avatar #96 to #41 - cjgodman
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It says "Dentists recommend", not "If a toothbrush isn't at least six feet away, airborne particles from the flush will land on it", so he isn't wrong. Some dentists may recommend that even if it isn't true, and the Mythbusters probably didn't go around collecting test data by questioning dentists.
#76 to #41 - imnotawesome
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There's poo everywhere, what are we going to do?
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#746 - firinthem
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I don't have a zipper, I have buttons.
U mad?
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User avatar #399 - sirizenhime
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My zipper says Ykk

Try to NOT be such a smartass, he didn't say ALL zippers.
#406 to #399 - corybufkin
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my zipper ****** says levi. and i dont ****** care for even a second
User avatar #413 to #406 - sirizenhime
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that changes my point how?
#419 to #413 - corybufkin
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god damn, stop being such a pretentious douchebag. screw this, im goin to the next page
#438 to #413 - anon id: d90fab00
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cause your point was being an ass for someone pointing out FALSE info someone else posted. So in reality your complaining about someone telling the truth, and pointing out lies.