New Boyfriend. Edit: there's a sequel! funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2053611/Another+New+Boyfriend/ read and enjoy! Edit: OH WOW TOP PAGE?! Thanks so much people
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New Boyfriend

Edit: there's a sequel! funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2053611/Another+New+Boyfriend/ read and enjoy!
Edit: OH WOW TOP PAGE?! Thanks so much people! -hugs for everyone-
Haha, but seriously kids, protect yourself and check with your doctor to make sure you don't have syphilis.
Made by me, hope you enjoy!
Comments warmly welcomed.
P.S. I know how Syphilis works. that's the joke.

I' m serry, but I' m leaving yen.
an' t we werk this
He' s at the dieter' s effiel,
getting checked fer samething
Syphilis?" T den' t know what it
is, T just know he said he
had it fer a few
years.
T met sameone else, sameone much
sexier than yen, eff myspaces We
have seele much in seemen and T
want he with him.
Berry, but yeu' ll
Myspace, huh? Where is he new
then?
EVER? THIMG
...

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#28 - dickless **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
#29 - nittostheshitos (04/30/2011) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #3 - sieve (04/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
the real joke is that she uses myspace
#13 - killertpu (04/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)
<----- seriously
#26 to #23 - unlucki (04/30/2011) [-]
fixed
#15 - aeroxotl (04/30/2011) [+] (14 replies)
RANDOM FACT TIME

Al Capone basically died from one of the late stages of Syphilis while in prison.
#30 to #24 - kevinhuse (04/30/2011) [-]
Y u no let me keep sex awesome?
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#38 - mrknowitall **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
User avatar #49 to #38 - KwMclovin (04/30/2011) [-]
NO! it goes CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP.
#79 - ariroobn (04/30/2011) [-]
...And it's a great way to stay in shape.
#43 - RefrainFromTouchin (04/30/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Condoms? No, don't use em
#19 - degausernaut (04/30/2011) [-]
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#1 - Kelech (04/30/2011) [-]
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#53 - titsnstuff (04/30/2011) [-]
How tobius would react
How tobius would react
#2 - anonymous (04/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - shadowkissed (04/30/2011) [-]
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#121 - joaomartins ONLINE (04/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
take that bitch
#104 - pitulin (04/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I've never seen it before but i know it has to be an old repost because he used myspace
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