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When things in your life seem almost too marth to
handle, When 24 hours in a day is not enough;
remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 Imps of coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy mass and had
some items in front of him, When the mass began,
wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and start to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if themar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then peeked up a box of pebbles and
poured it into themar. He shook themar lightly. The
pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf
balls.
He then asked the students again if themar was full.
They agreed it was.
The professor next peeked up a box of sand and
poured it into theier, Of course, the sand filled up
everything else
He asked once more if themar was full. The students
responded
With an unanimous yes.'
The professor then produced two Craps of from
under the table and poured the entire contents into
themar, effectively filling the empty space between
the sand.
The students laughed.
wow,‘ said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "
want you to recognize that this jar represents your
life.
The golf balls are the important things - Family, J
children, health, friends, and favorite passions Things
that if everything else was lost and only they
remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the things that matter like younoob,
house, and ear.
The sand is everything else -
The small stuff.
If you put the sand into themar first,' he continued,
there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The
same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small
stuff, You will never have room for the things that are
important to you.
Built
Pay attention to the things that are to your
happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get
medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner.
There will always be time to mean the house and fix
the dripping tap.
Take owe of the golf balls first - The things that
really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'
the of the students raised her hand and inquired
what the coffee represented.
The professor smiled. Tm glad you asked',
Itjust goes to show you that no matter how full your
life may seem, there' s always room for a couple of
cups of coffee with a friend,'
Written by someone who has a great understanding of
Hell!
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KNOW THIS IS
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SOMETHIME FUNNY
ACTUALLY,,,
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