It has been known for many years
that Sex was good exercise,
but until now...
nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content
of different sexual activities.
New after “original and proprietary" research
the results are in:
Trying to find the -)");? Calories
69 standing -) 2 Calories
Doggy -" Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed in" In' .. B' Calories
If you are:
DRESSING ? lin' ,
With her father knocking at the docor... Calories
With your wife knocking at the door... 13. Calories
Results may vary