While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night,
the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
What' s that big brass gong for'?" one of the guests asked.
Why, that' s the talking clock" the man replied.
How does it work'?"
Watch", the man said, giving it an pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For God' s sake,
you bastard, it' s 2 am in the morning!!"