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No this isn't OC by me. I put my name on the bottom out of habit. And yes it is a repost although it looks different. Next time I'll quadruple check to scratch the name. Sorry.

A first grade teacher stood up at the front of her
dass and announced, "Alright children, today we
are going to be drawing. I am going to draw
something on the chalk board, and l want a student
to come up here and add onto it!" s, she walks up
to the board and draws this.
sshe then says, "This is a line, who would like to
add onto it?" and the classes hands shoot up in
the air. "Hm... David" she says and David goes up
to the board and draws this.
This is a box on the ground" he says as he takes
his seat. "Great job!" said the teacher, "Now
who' s nest? ausie!" So Susie walks up to the
board and adds onto the drawing.
This is a house" she said. The teacher
congratulated her and then called Carlos to the
board.
Now there' s snow on the house" said Carlos.
Very good Lamas! Now who' s nest? Jennifer,
how about you?" to Jennifer walked up to the
board and drew this.
ity,
There. Now it' s the sun above the house to melt
the snow away." explained Jennifer as she walked
back to her seat. "Very good Jennifer, let' s keep
this going" said the teacher. "Now, who else?" But
as she was scanning the class she saw Little
Johnny' s hand raise. She really didn' t want to call
on him because he would think of someting vile or
dirty, but after examining the picture she didn' t
see anything that could go wrong. "Alright Johnny,
come on " so Little Johnny walked up to the
board and drew.
And then with a big smile on his face he said,
This is my dad bending over in the shower to
pick up the soap."
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#80 - KillYourself (04/27/2011) [-]
*snow looks obviously like a dick*
*Teacher thinks nothing can possibly go wrong*
User avatar #81 - GimmieTheCockies (04/27/2011) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1294301/oh+Jonny/ okay i dont mind the fact that you posted the same joke i did and got more thumbs because i reposted it anyways, what pisses me off is that you claim its yours by adding your signature at the bottom, you in now way came up with this, so dont take credit.
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#77 - alsinan (04/27/2011) [-]
<===== Johnny
#76 - hisakata (04/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Wow, I'm pissed now.

It's one thing to just repost, it's actually another thing to actually take a repost and add your 14 year old crappilly drawn signature to the end of it.

You sir, are breaking the natural laws of faggotry. Faggotry this high will surely end up ******* the universe with its gayness.

#23 - anonymous (04/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #71 - thewiseone (04/27/2011) [-]
Why would you try to pass this off as your own?
#69 - jugheadjones (04/27/2011) [-]
Did he put a tattoo of the sun, where it don't shine?
#125 - anonymous (04/27/2011) [-]
wow his dads nose is really big
#59 - fuzzy (04/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
i did this like 10 months ago and got like 6 thumbs and one anon comment and a dick calling it a repost when spent the time drawing it :(

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/481460/not+my+best+work/
#112 - bigWillFTW (04/27/2011) [-]
jesus christ man, this joke is old enough to buy drinks.
#110 - minum (04/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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