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Whats Mack and Blue l don' t know, what?
and hates sex?
between pizza and a
Jew?
Pizza doesn' t scream
when you put it in the
What' s the difference
between a slave and
tires don' t sing when
you put chains on
How do you stop a
baby from running in
circles?
Nail it' s other foot to
the ground'.
Why don' t black kids
play in the sand box?
Their afraid a cat
might bury them.'
Why don' t black
people go on
cruises?
They' re not falling for
that one again'.
thumbs = more
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#124 - xKittyFoundx (04/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
What's the difference between a black guy and a pothole?


I'll swerve around the pothole.
User avatar #161 - thedefaultusername (04/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
A black guy and a mexican are sitting in a car. Who's driving?




The cops
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#224 - halothunder (04/26/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Yeah. a tire swings when you put chains on them. look!
#173 - burnboy (04/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I got one...
How do u fit 1000 babies in a bathtub?

Blender

How do u get them out?

Doritos
#158 - yoyes (04/26/2011) [-]
#279 - infensive (04/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
They're*
They're*
#176 - MastodonFan (04/26/2011) [-]
Why did the little black boy cry when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting!
#18 - SGTBLACKPOWA (04/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #274 - Ombra (04/26/2011) [-]
A black guy, a Mexican and a Homosexual jump off a 100 story building because they want to race and see who hits the ground first. Who wins?

Society.
#260 - Rawrrz (04/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Whats the worst part about being a black jew?

You have to sit in the back of the oven.


#253 - TheJamurai (04/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
<----- The guy that wrote the jokes.
<----- The guy that wrote the jokes.
#9 - mimusseishin (04/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #291 - TheCanadian (04/26/2011) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.
#122 - philythemaster (04/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Whats the best part of twenty three year olds?

There twenty of them
#208 - anthonyh (04/26/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?  
  
  
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?


You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
#71 - dguitarhero (04/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
why are the trees in Harlem so close together?
#75 to #71 - DarkInside (04/26/2011) [-]
its pikachu
#249 - lumight (04/26/2011) [-]
What do you call a group of black people?
--An auction

How did I save the baby from choking?
--I took my dick out of its throat

Whats harder than the nails pinning the dead baby to the wall?
--My dick while ******* it
#86 - akiimboslice (04/26/2011) [-]
Why did God give black guys big penises?
Because he felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.
#59 - upsidedownface (04/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
i really hate this trollface. idk why,
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