A man went to his doctor for his annual
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
said, "Things are great and I' never felt
better. I now have a bride who is pregnant
with my child! So what do you think about that Doc?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then
began to tell a story. ''I have an older friend, much like you,
who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry
he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his
As he neared the lake, he came across a very large male
beaver sitting at the water' s edge."
He realized he' d left his gun at home and so he couldn' t
shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his
cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
rifle, and went 'bang, bang'....
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the dcotor.
The said, "Logic would strongly suggest that
somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."