A 86 year old man. You know what to do. If you like it blah blah. If it's a repost, or you just don't like it, please let me know.. A man went to his doctor for
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A 86 year old man

You know what to do. If you like it blah blah.
If it's a repost, or you just don't like it, please let me know.

A man went to his doctor for his annual
checkout.-
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
said, "Things are great and I' never felt
better. I now have a bride who is pregnant
with my child! So what do you think about that Doc?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then
began to tell a story. ''I have an older friend, much like you,
who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry
he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his
As he neared the lake, he came across a very large male
beaver sitting at the water' s edge."
He realized he' d left his gun at home and so he couldn' t
shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his
cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
rifle, and went 'bang, bang'....
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over
dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the dcotor.
The said, "Logic would strongly suggest that
somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that
beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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Submitted: 04/25/2011
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#352 - capscapscapscaps (04/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
that... or this guys a badass with a shotgun cane
#220 - imagnetsux (04/26/2011) [+] (7 replies)
or he had one of these
#26 - nicesalamander (04/26/2011) [+] (8 replies)
i don't get what the story with the hunter has to do with the mans wife being pregnant.
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#1 - wacemindu (04/25/2011) [-]
LOOOL
#36 - howyafj (04/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Why would someone have sex with a beaver?!
#420 - pottybigdump (04/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#346 - petchr (04/26/2011) [-]
The old man when he finally realized what the doctor ment.
#154 - xcii (04/26/2011) [-]
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#152 - CIS White Male (04/26/2011) [-]
its funny because he is referring to the animal
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#311 - NiNJAz (04/26/2011) [-]
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#269 - thevsw (04/26/2011) [-]
Wait a minute. What does a hunting story have to do with getting pregnant?
#208 - floydcalling (04/26/2011) [+] (19 replies)
Someone explain the joke, plox.
Someone explain the joke, plox.
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#183 - Darkwai (04/26/2011) [-]
so someone shot the bride?
so someone shot the bride?
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#5 - AresX (04/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
But an 86 year old man could potentially inpregnate a 20 year old female, but a 20 year old male could not impregnate an 86 year old female
But an 86 year old man could potentially inpregnate a 20 year old female, but a 20 year old male could not impregnate an 86 year old female
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