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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at
her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man
arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn' t help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Logan' s Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I
had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign
that said,
William' s Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly
contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident!'
pqq I just lost it.'
CASE '
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#77 - theJENK
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User avatar #199 to #77 - whiiterussian
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(04/25/2011) [-]
Last time this was posted this was the top comment


****** deja vu
#349 to #199 - theJENK
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(04/25/2011) [-]
And it was me.
User avatar #801 to #199 - smileyfaceman
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#802 to #801 - whiiterussian
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(04/26/2011) [-]
exactly!
exactly!
#30 - fungusamongus
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(04/25/2011) [-]
smile at girl



arrested
#285 - whoopdiedoo **User deleted account**
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#308 to #285 - improbablyyourdad
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that trick is so old....... but the message is true so oh well.
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#295 to #285 - platipus
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#113 - MrBlackInThePants
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(04/25/2011) [-]
< I really expected somebody else posting something like that before me.
User avatar #189 to #113 - CyanideisHappiness
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User avatar #165 to #113 - hisakata
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And they did? 3 hours before you. You'd know that if you took 3 minutes to look at the top rated comments. :p
User avatar #192 to #165 - MrBlackInThePants
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damn -__-
yeyz to them :3
#167 - hisakata
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Smiling at someone?  
  
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW  
  
PAY IN BLOOD
Smiling at someone?

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW

PAY IN BLOOD
#169 to #167 - anon id: e01cf757
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#200 to #169 - anon id: c89686c0
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#545 to #200 - brendantheferret
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#479 to #167 - theJENK
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#481 to #479 - hisakata
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What the ****...
#291 - pleather
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(04/25/2011) [-]
who cares if it's not oc? i'd rather have my crunchy retoast than soggy op crap.
#365 to #291 - platipus
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but this is last weeks repost its not even an old repost thats just wrong man
but this is last weeks repost its not even an old repost thats just wrong man
#404 to #365 - anon id: 3fcb2b6d
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(04/25/2011) [-]
**** your **** let's see you do better.
#409 to #404 - platipus
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heres my **** anon faggot and im proud of the 15 ******* thumbs i got couse i made this myself and ill put it on my godam refrigerator!  
  
 http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2030177/Trolly+potter/
heres my **** anon faggot and im proud of the 15 ******* thumbs i got couse i made this myself and ill put it on my godam refrigerator!

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2030177/Trolly+potter/
#274 - yournewdad
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#306 to #274 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account**
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#322 to #306 - ebonywyvern
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lol jk I'm sorry ^_^
lol jk I'm sorry ^_^
#311 to #306 - ebonywyvern
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#313 to #311 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account**
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#318 to #313 - ebonywyvern
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Yesh
Yesh
#327 to #274 - Hummerhs
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#296 to #274 - theafroman
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#319 to #296 - ebonywyvern
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#276 to #274 - hornyharris
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#279 to #276 - anon id: b62c2bf9
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#297 to #279 - platipus
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#298 to #297 - platipus
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#275 to #274 - yournewdad
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#277 to #275 - yournewdad
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User avatar #299 to #277 - xxfalconxx
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#703 - worldkiller
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(04/25/2011) [-]
this isnt even funny, at all.
User avatar #709 to #703 - Budzilla
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(04/25/2011) [-]
HOW DARE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN OPINION, THUMB DOWN.
#582 - Ishcabibble
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**Ishcabibble rolls 1**
#595 to #582 - anon id: d99d788f
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(04/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 76** dubs plox
User avatar #611 to #595 - cweepew
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**cweepew rolls 75** this is how you get dubs
#92 - ede
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(04/25/2011) [-]
cat is what reposters do to good ******* oc you loser
cat is what reposters do to good ******* oc you loser
#140 to #92 - tortuga
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******* idiot.
User avatar #108 to #92 - fakerman
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well i guess they do nothing then.
User avatar #93 to #92 - InfernalOneShot
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That's a dog....
#99 to #93 - wokerbee
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lol pwn