Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 10 to Wife 1. .
I seen noticed that the new prog ram began
unexpected child processing that took up a
let of space and valuable resources. In addition,
Wife 1. installed itself into all other prog rams
and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10. 3, Football 5.
f Hunting and Fishing 15, Farting 99. 9, and Racing 3. 6
I can' t seem to keep Wife 1. in the backk round
while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I' m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 10 f
but the uninstall deosn' t work on Wife 1. .
Dear Troubled User:
This is a yew commen problem that men
complain abaut. Many peeple upgrade from
Girlfriend 10 to Wife 1. , thinking that it is
Just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife
1. is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible
to delete Wife 1. and to return to Girlfriend ice.
It is impossible uninstall, er purge the program
files from the system ence installed.
mu canned back Girlfriend 10 because Wife 1.
is designed to net allow this. Leek in yew Wife 1.
manual under Support.
I recommend that yeu keep Wifey. and work en improving t ' - .
situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes:
Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. l H
The best course trf action is to enter the 't,
C:/ because ultimately yeu will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command befire the system will return nermal
anyway. Wife 1. is a great program, but it tends to be yew high
maintenance. Wife 1. semes with several support programs,
such as Clean and Sweep 3. ' Cook It LS and De Bills 4. 2.
However, be yew careful how yeu use these programs .
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program
Nag Nag 9. 5 . ance this happens, the only way to improve the
performance of Wife 1. is to purchase additional software. I
recommend Flowers 2. 1 and Diamonds 5. I
WARNI MG!!! DO NOT ' under any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3. 3. This application is net supported by Wife 1.
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,