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A creative Writing professor told his
clims one My: "Today We WIN
experiment with a new tom called
the tandem story. The process is
simple. Each Person will our on with
the person sitting next to his or her
desk.
As homework tonight, one or you will
write the met Paragraph on short
story. you will email your partner
that and send another
copy to me. The partner will read the
tire! and then add another
paragraph to the story and send it
bank. also sending another copy to
me. The first person will than add a
third paragraph, and so on backward-
forth.
Remember to rebread what has been
written each time in order to keep
the story coherent. There is to be
absolutely NO talking outside or the
and anything you wish to say
must be written in the femail. The
story is over when Mth agree a
conclusion has been
The following was actually mined in
by two of his English students:
Rebeca (PINK)
Bill (BLUE).
THE STORY:
fiat paragraph by Roberta)
At first, Laurie toucan‘ t decide which
kind of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her
favorite for lazy evenings at home,
new reminded her too much of Carl,
who one said, in happier times, that
he liked chamomile. But she Mt she
must now, at all costs, keep her mind
oil Carl. his possessiveness was
suffocating, and if she thought about
him we much her asthma started
acting up again. So chamomile was
out of the question.
mood paragraph w bill )
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Cad
Hams, leader of the attack squadron
new h orbit over Shiloh 4, had more
important things to think about than
the neuroses than bareheaded
asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with
whom he had spent one sweaty on
ht over a year ago. "KS, Harris to
Gasstation l?,' he said into his
transatlantic communicator ' Polar
orbit established, No Sign or
resistance so ttc" But before he
could sign offs bluish particle beam
Matted out or nowhere and blasted a
hole through his ship's cargo bay. The
jolt from the direct hit sent him who
out or his seat and across the
cockpit.
noun)
He bumped his head and died almost
immediately, but not were he Felt
one last pang or regret rot psychically
the one woman who had
ever had Feelings for mm. soon
afterwards, Earth stopped its
pointless
hostilities towards the peaceful
miners or skylark 4. "Congress
Passes Law Perm”: Abolishing
War and Space Travel," mun: read in
her newspaper one morning. The
news simultaneously excited her and
bored her. she stared out the window,
dreaming or her youth, when the
days had passed unhurriedly and
oratree, with no newspaper to read,
no television to distract her from
her sense or Innocent wonder at all
the beautifui things around hen "Why
must one lose Me' s Innocence to
become a woman?" she pondered
visually.
Little did she know. but she had less
than 10 seconds to live. Thousands or
miles above the city, the Anu' Adrian
mothership launched the first or Its
lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted
mpy percent's who pushed the
unilateral Aerospace disarmament
Treaty through the congress had left
Earth a defenseless target tonne
hostile alien empires who were
determined to
destroy the human race. within two
hours met the ' or the treaty
the Arte' ships were on course
for Earth, carrying enough firepower
to pulverise the entire planet. with no
one " stop them, they swimm
Initiated their diabolical plan. The
fusion missile entered the
atmosphere unimpeded. The
President. in his while
submarine headquarters on the ocean
Mor elf the coast or Guam . ten the
massive explosion.
which vaporized even poor, stupid
Laurie.
Reheat)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue
this mockery or literature. My writing
partner is a violent,
adolescent.
Yeah? well, my writing partner is a
tedious neurotic whose
attempts at writing are the literary
equivalent or Valium. r oh, shall I
have chamomile tea? or shall I have
on iron. mm AM
some other sort or FAKING TEA???
on no,
what am I to do? I' M such an air
headed bimbo. I guess We read we
many Danielle Steele novels!“
Rebeca)
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lemon)
PM you - you NEANDERTHALS
t Ball '
in your dreams, Ho. Ga drink some
tea.
TEACH El)
I really Wed tns one
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#14 - twancakes (04/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
WHICH TEA CAN I TAKE?
#51 - 4chan refugee (04/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #54 to #51 - froghole (04/22/2011) [-]
they died in the lithium fusion missile explosion.
#103 - zevvay (04/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
which tea should i drink?
#455 - ramrodaa (04/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Who else read "sweaty nig" in Bill's first paragraph?
#451 - thedoomdonkey (04/22/2011) [-]
Chamomile tea,
some other ******* tea,
gotta make my mind up,
which tea should i make?



saw something like that as soon as i saw her name being 'rebecca'
#256 - RIVAL (04/22/2011) [-]
#41 - otot (04/22/2011) [+] (8 replies)
i dont get how this proves anything about venus and mars but ok was still funny
#158 - 4chan refugee (04/22/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Meanwhile, both unknown to the two authors of this story and the teacher, there really did exist a Laurie and Carl in another galaxy. Their predicaments were exactly the same as they wrote in the first four paragraphs, leading to the breaking of the fourth wall.
#159 - NinjaOfdeath (04/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
LOL that was funny +1 green thumb my good sir.
LOL that was funny +1 green thumb my good sir.
#59 - shisaki (04/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#307 - MIkEsG (04/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Which tea shall I taaaaaaake!?
#113 - vegihead (04/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a female and still I would rather write/read about lithium fusion missiles. Bitch 						****					 your tea.  
  
gif sort of related.
I'm a female and still I would rather write/read about lithium fusion missiles. Bitch **** your tea.

gif sort of related.
#446 - 4chan refugee (04/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #449 to #446 - QuestionMarks (04/22/2011) [-]
in some cases you can do both
:D
#258 - nsfwdavid (04/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I usually try to see both sides of an argument, but when her first response to his was "He bumped his head and died almost immediately," and went on to talk about herself; **** that I'm with bill.
#104 - akainu (04/22/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Bitch go back to sipping your aristocratic green tea at the parlor.
Bitch go back to sipping your aristocratic green tea at the parlor.
#98 - rolandrollin (04/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
so much win  
  
bill is a pretty cool guy. eh tells off bitches and writes awesome stories and doesn't afraid of anything
so much win

bill is a pretty cool guy. eh tells off bitches and writes awesome stories and doesn't afraid of anything
#25 - indiankid (04/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
what is this i don't even
#16 - DanR (04/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#47 - monkeysmist (04/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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