Long funny story. . The Parrot There once was a little kid. All he wanted in this world was a pet, but his parents wouldn' t let him have one The kid pleaded wi
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The Parrot
There once was a little kid. All he wanted in this world was a pet, but his parents wouldn' t let him
have one The kid pleaded with them to get him a pet, any pet at all, A turtle, a mouse. a dog, a cat, a
snake anything they would not let him have one. One day the family was at a pet store and saw a
parrot, The kid was in love and said to the parents "please let the have him! I will care for horn and
love him and everything!“ Seeing the puppy dog eyes the parents couldn' t resist so they said yes.
Once horse thou the parrot started to talk. but only In curse words! ''AWWTK ruck you" it would say.
On and on all dar all it would do is curse. The boy tried to get it to say other words, but it wouldn' t.
Alt It would do is curse. The boy tried singing to it, tried calming words, anything and everything. but
all the parrot would say is " rou' re a faggot!" The boy became annoyed by this cause he didn' t
want his parents to think he was a Bad care giver. and he had begged them for this pet. One day the
troy had it, he couldn' t deal with it anymore. He said to the parrot "you better stop or I' ll make you
stap", but all the parrot would say is "aadwk do It faggot!" so he shave the parrot Into the freezer
closed the door just enough to let " in so it wouldn* t die. The parrot went ballistic cursing up a
stoner. Then all of a sudden silence. No sound at all from the parrot. The poor bay thought he kill the
thing so he opened the door. There was the parrot cold and attire. It shook its feathers off flew over
onto the boy and said ''I am so sorry!" "Please forgive me I didn' t know!“ This confused the my “why
is he Ihow all of a sudden being nice to mbp" he thought. But before he could say anything the parrot
said
But what did the chicken do?"
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Submitted: 04/20/2011
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#1 - lechienman (04/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
no
#13 - ohmygwad (04/20/2011) [-]
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User avatar #2 - yinyanglove (04/20/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Lol didn't read. xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - dbzvsrvd (04/20/2011) [-]
yea and for that i do apologize but if i put color i would have had to fill in every o,p,d,b and i just didn't want to do that so yea i'm lazy but it is a funny story thou.
#16 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
bakwas
#15 - anonymous (11/06/2012) [-]
you are stupid
#14 - anonymous (06/17/2012) [-]
I don't understand at all? What did the chicken do? I don't get it
#11 - anonymous (04/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Someone explain?
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