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Submitted: 02/12/2010
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User avatar #39 - superwalrusness (02/13/2010) [-]
bloodsucker from S.T.A.L.K.E.R anyone?
User avatar #38 - EminemZBonnie (02/13/2010) [-]
I want one. FOR VALENTINES DAY.
User avatar #37 - Elisabeth (02/13/2010) [-]
dude that's so bad ass
#36 - bloodymuffin (02/13/2010) [-]
I want to put that in front of my bedroom door and stain it with blood and also put a chopped semi-decayed head around this scarecrows' neck which also has a warning sign while music from epica sounds from inside my bedroom :)
User avatar #34 - LivingUndead (02/13/2010) [-]
I'm lining these all around my house next Halloween
User avatar #33 - TheRagingKiwi (02/13/2010) [-]
-shits brix
User avatar #30 - Misslady (02/13/2010) [-]
So they put it in a field with no crops?
#26 - MuffinFudger (02/13/2010) [-]
Why is my mother in law on my lawn?!?
User avatar #35 to #26 - Some One Weird (02/13/2010) [-]
If that's your mother, I'm scared to ask what you look like. xD HAHA jk
User avatar #22 - SixtyNineLol **User deleted account** (02/13/2010) [-]
I want one!
User avatar #20 - New (02/13/2010) [-]
Imagine your in an endless field.. dark but no moon..

Then this thing shows up.. gazing at you..
you run.. but everything seems to be getting farther away but the scarecrow is closer.
You see a dead tree in the distance but you realize it has no life and there is no way out. Then you hear whispers and crow noises
screaming "There is no way out"

you realize it's not a dream
User avatar #32 to #20 - retributionthepimp (02/13/2010) [-]
no shit the "dead" tree has no life hahah dumbass xD
User avatar #28 to #20 - braydonbond (02/13/2010) [-]
MOAR!
#27 to #20 - peanutbutterluver (02/13/2010) [-]
holy sh*t!!!
User avatar #19 - The Troll Killer (02/13/2010) [-]
BILLY MAYS HERE COMING TO YOU AN AMAZING NEW PRODUCT!!

THE "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROW WILL DO MORE THAN SCARE BIRDS AWAY!!

IT ALSO SCARES MORMONS, JEHOVAHS, CATS, DOG, HITLER, MINORITIES, FISH THAT HAVE ADAPTED TO WALK ON LAND, ANOTHER HITLER, AND EVEN AN ARMY OF JEWBOTS!!!

CALL NOW AND ORDER THE "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROW TODAY!!!
User avatar #21 to #19 - Jakolantern (02/13/2010) [-]
will it keep trolls and thumb whores away too?
if not i'll pass
User avatar #23 to #21 - The Troll Killer (02/13/2010) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #23 - braydonbond (02/13/2010) [-]
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User avatar #31 to #29 - The Troll Killer (02/13/2010) [-]
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User avatar #25 to #23 - Jakolantern (02/13/2010) [-]
I'LL TAKE 10
User avatar #18 - niala (02/13/2010) [-]
Put this outside my door on Halloween...no more annoying kids....
User avatar #17 - Acrylic (02/13/2010) [-]
I shat brix...

With little peices of corn hanging out.
User avatar #16 - Ahh iTz MLG (02/13/2010) [-]
It kinda looks like a prawn from district 9
User avatar #15 - freshblob (02/13/2010) [-]
They should have something like this on farmville :P
User avatar #14 - gurmetresurection (02/13/2010) [-]
it doesn't only scare crows but it keeps your neighbors off your property!
User avatar #13 - Farfumpukin (02/13/2010) [-]
the gritty wizard of oz remake
#12 - TehGod (02/13/2010) [-]
ZOMG....there isnt a space between any and longer!!!?!?!
User avatar #11 - TheTafrin (02/13/2010) [-]
Holy Shit. I'm not messing with that farmers crops.

That fucking scarecrows gonna give me nightmares for a week. o.O
User avatar #10 - LocustKing (02/13/2010) [-]
totally how i said this was a dementor unmasked but i think it also looks like the grim reaper as well.
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