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bloodymuffin (02/13/2010) [-]
I want to put that in front of my bedroom door and stain it with blood and also put a chopped semi-decayed head around this scarecrows' neck which also has a warning sign while music from epica sounds from inside my bedroom :)
Imagine your in an endless field.. dark but no moon..
Then this thing shows up.. gazing at you..
you run.. but everything seems to be getting farther away but the scarecrow is closer.
You see a dead tree in the distance but you realize it has no life and there is no way out. Then you hear whispers and crow noises
screaming "There is no way out"
you realize it's not a dream
Then this thing shows up.. gazing at you..
you run.. but everything seems to be getting farther away but the scarecrow is closer.
You see a dead tree in the distance but you realize it has no life and there is no way out. Then you hear whispers and crow noises
screaming "There is no way out"
you realize it's not a dream
BILLY MAYS HERE COMING TO YOU AN AMAZING NEW PRODUCT!!
THE "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROW WILL DO MORE THAN SCARE BIRDS AWAY!!
IT ALSO SCARES MORMONS, JEHOVAHS, CATS, DOG, HITLER, MINORITIES, FISH THAT HAVE ADAPTED TO WALK ON LAND, ANOTHER HITLER, AND EVEN AN ARMY OF JEWBOTS!!!
CALL NOW AND ORDER THE "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROW TODAY!!!
THE "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROW WILL DO MORE THAN SCARE BIRDS AWAY!!
IT ALSO SCARES MORMONS, JEHOVAHS, CATS, DOG, HITLER, MINORITIES, FISH THAT HAVE ADAPTED TO WALK ON LAND, ANOTHER HITLER, AND EVEN AN ARMY OF JEWBOTS!!!
CALL NOW AND ORDER THE "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROW TODAY!!!
BILLY MAYS HERE AGAIN WITH AN UPDATE TO THE AMAZING "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROW!!!
A JAKOLANTERN THAT WISHES TO REMAIN UN-NAMED HAS GAVE US AN IDEA!!!
THE "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROW NOW SCARES OFF ALL TROLLS, THUMB WHORES, JONAS BROTHERS FAN, MILEY CYRUS FANS, AND ALL JUSTIN BEIBER FANS!!!
ORDER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
A JAKOLANTERN THAT WISHES TO REMAIN UN-NAMED HAS GAVE US AN IDEA!!!
THE "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROW NOW SCARES OFF ALL TROLLS, THUMB WHORES, JONAS BROTHERS FAN, MILEY CYRUS FANS, AND ALL JUSTIN BEIBER FANS!!!
ORDER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
BUT WAIT! WE'RE STILL NOT DONE!
CALL RIGHT NOW AND WE'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! THAT'S 3 "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROWS FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $19.99
BUT I'M STILL NOT DONE!
ORDER RIGHT NOW, AND I'LL THROW IN MIGHTY PUTTY FOR EASIER INSTALLATION OF THE "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROW
ORDER NOW!
CALL RIGHT NOW AND WE'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! THAT'S 3 "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROWS FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $19.99
BUT I'M STILL NOT DONE!
ORDER RIGHT NOW, AND I'LL THROW IN MIGHTY PUTTY FOR EASIER INSTALLATION OF THE "FUCKING EPIC" SCARECROW
ORDER NOW!
BUT WAIT!?!?!? WE'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!
WHEN YOU BUY THE TRIPLE OFFER, WE'LL SEND YOU A BIOLOGICAL- DECOMPOSITION CANISTER THAT ROCKETS TOWARDS ANY CONCERT OF THE JONAS BROTHERS, MILEY CYRUS, OR JUSTIN BEIBER, COMPLETELY DESTROYING THEM AND A LARGE CHUNK OF THEIR FAN-BASE!!
ORDER RIGHT NOW!!!!!
WHEN YOU BUY THE TRIPLE OFFER, WE'LL SEND YOU A BIOLOGICAL- DECOMPOSITION CANISTER THAT ROCKETS TOWARDS ANY CONCERT OF THE JONAS BROTHERS, MILEY CYRUS, OR JUSTIN BEIBER, COMPLETELY DESTROYING THEM AND A LARGE CHUNK OF THEIR FAN-BASE!!
ORDER RIGHT NOW!!!!!
it doesn't only scare crows but it keeps your neighbors off your property!
Holy Shit. I'm not messing with that farmers crops.
That fucking scarecrows gonna give me nightmares for a week. o.O
That fucking scarecrows gonna give me nightmares for a week. o.O
totally how i said this was a dementor unmasked but i think it also looks like the grim reaper as well.



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