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Proved the Existence of God

Undeniable proof.
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Submitted: 02/12/2010
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User avatar #38 - TheSmokingBear (02/13/2010) [-]
Whoa, cool off guys, it's humour, I'm a christian and I thought it was hilarious
User avatar #37 - bullache (02/13/2010) [-]
god said omg hmmmmmm
User avatar #35 - TurkeyCupcake (02/13/2010) [-]
this happened to me but then he said Mohammed was his favourite...
User avatar #29 - BAAAHHHH (02/13/2010) [-]
Another anti-Christian picture, why can't we all keep to ourselves about our religion? It seems non-religious people are the ones pushing their beliefs on us, not the other way around... :\
User avatar #40 to #29 - SpoiledBrat (02/13/2010) [-]
because this is funnyjunk
User avatar #36 to #29 - fledpainter (02/13/2010) [-]
i liek choclate milk
User avatar #33 to #29 - MrZoom (02/13/2010) [-]
This picture is not anti-x-ian.

It is pro-comedy.

Comedy is funny.
#30 to #29 - RaveWithMe (02/13/2010) [-]
this seems pro Christian to me
User avatar #32 to #30 - BAAAHHHH (02/13/2010) [-]
:(
User avatar #26 - Godz (02/13/2010) [-]
>.>
User avatar #25 - supersparta (02/13/2010) [-]
This is the very definition of the Bible.
#24 - RaveWithMe (02/13/2010) [-]
I blocked god.
#23 - TheOki (02/13/2010) [-]
someone owes 5 dollars
User avatar #21 - DerektheAsian (02/13/2010) [-]
Must suck to be an atheist right now...
User avatar #20 - RommpinCrab (02/13/2010) [-]
I fucking knew it.
User avatar #16 - grammarCommie (02/13/2010) [-]
Why does he say "omg"?
User avatar #10 - IceBearJudgesYou (02/13/2010) [-]
my atheism still stands
#12 to #10 - anonymous (02/13/2010) [-]
but i bet you celebrate christmas
User avatar #14 to #12 - IEpicWinGuyI (02/13/2010) [-]
Yes, because it's a holiday celebrated by theists and atheists alike, you don;t have to be religious to celebrate it idiot.

It's supposed to be a time of love and coming together, not separating those who do and do not believe in God.


How makee me a sammich.
#17 to #14 - anonymous (02/13/2010) [-]
Christmas is a Christian holiday, idiot. It celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ.

User avatar #39 to #17 - IronDragon (02/13/2010) [-]
Yeah and Easter celebrates Jesus rising from the dead yet we tell kids there's a giant rabbit laying eggs in the yard with prizes inside
User avatar #34 to #17 - IEpicWinGuyI (02/13/2010) [-]
Well fucking done. I was saying those who aren't religious aren't banned from celebrating it, retard.
#31 to #17 - RaveWithMe (02/13/2010) [-]
no it's a materialistic holiday
#22 to #17 - Realexis (02/13/2010) [-]
Christmas is a PAGAN holiday. Its the winter solstice. Jesus was born in the spring, around april. So eat that dick.
#27 to #22 - icebearFTW (02/13/2010) [-]
It's in honor of his death
#28 to #27 - Realexis (02/13/2010) [-]
The Pope made christmas christian to convert more Pagans. Like Halloween. They wanted the most powerful religion and that requires people so they'd do anything to get conversions or just to kill anyone who wasn't of their faith. Look at the Crusades or Inquisition
User avatar #18 to #17 - MrRdog (02/13/2010) [-]
I just like it for the presents.
User avatar #19 to #18 - freshblob (02/13/2010) [-]
Me too
(I'm sikh)
User avatar #9 - PPEDOBEAR (02/13/2010) [-]
SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
#8 - fuckyeahguy (02/13/2010) [-]
FUCK YEAH bitch
#11 to #8 - anonymous (02/13/2010) [-]
Jesus fucking Christ we get it!
#6 - TheEliteNoob (02/13/2010) [-]
lol god would say omg?
#13 to #6 - anonymous (02/13/2010) [-]
"Oh myself!"
#4 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
lolol
User avatar #2 - Namo (02/12/2010) [-]
this isn't funny at all... how did it get 41 thumbs?
#3 to #2 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
good fucking question!

captcha: abort
User avatar #7 to #3 - SeekayFilms (02/13/2010) [-]
I guess humor is relative.
#1 - technohandi (02/12/2010) [-]
God.
Even grammar nazis will get him.
User avatar #5 to #1 - altaireagle (02/12/2010) [-]
but they wouldnt dare, cuz he would smite them and send them to purgatory exile
User avatar #15 to #5 - IEpicWinGuyI (02/13/2010) [-]
You mean back to Germany?
User avatar #41 to #15 - altaireagle (02/27/2010) [-]
not really they would be stuck here for all eternity after they die. which is where the exile comes in, they're sent there by god.
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