Beer contains a female hormone!
Yes, that' s right, FEMALE hormones!
In April 2009, Sydney University and the scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones, and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into
woman. To test this theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a
one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100%
of all these men:
I) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
G) Couldn' t drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down when urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.