After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of
matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturalist, the guy began to worry.
ls this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
No, silty," she replied, snuggling up to him.
Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
Well, who is he then'?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the! gt reapplied. "That' s me before the ."
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kt I haven pl the trek.'' , why dent you nibble on my droppings?” replied the but
they' re packed ' The may pedal at a lump d dung and found that it gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch d the ht the next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch. Finely after a fourth night. there he was proudly perched at the top d
the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out d the Ire.
Moral d has : ht
guy went into a bar met a really nice girt. They get along so great that after a few drinks they ended up
n bed back at his place. Everything was; great up until, still on top d him, she suddenly had an epileptic
more and began shaking ad foaming at the math, The Ignorant guy thought this was incredible
was the bat so he one had! He () d but she was still thrashing about. He wash sure what
wrong but began to get a little worried and decided to take her to the Emergency Room.
an they amass, she was shit homing and shaking. The nurse asked him what the problem was.
e replied "I think her Orgasm stuck!!!"