Paramedic

~o i c wut u did thar~

no,no,no. You guys have got it all wrong! doing a barell roll would end up-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggg gggggg

This heart attack stuff is really starting to piss m-HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH



It's ok. i'm alright. As I was saying its starting to pis-HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you sir have made my day... but i cant help thin-HHHHNNNNNNRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

HHHHNNNGGGGGGG!!! *farts*

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this is getting kind of stu- HHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

/facepa- HHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

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I still fucking los-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I AM GOING TO FINISH. hey!!! I FINISHED!!! I FINISHED!!! I FIN-HHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Stop Over react-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!

Oh crap! He's got a gu-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRGG

*hicups* damn i am wast-HHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

oh no HHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG *PLOP*
that's better :)

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Captcha: upset, i would be too, with a heart attack

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You guys are fucking du-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
captcha: seve-HHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

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dont worry guys i hav life aler-HNNNNNNNGGGGRRRRRHHHHHHHH

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Eric is locating you

yay eric !!! ^^ ... i think .... lol

Yes Yay indeed, because Eric is a 4 star gerneral for the army of angels, he just doesnt know it yet. XD

my bad.. accidently clicked "submit" D=

uhh shit.. cant tell if that was sarcasm. funnyjunk and 4chan really need to embrace the making of that sarcasm sign.. =\

no, my friend, I believe that's what they say about, PRICE!

*Points at self*

The price is right, but snake would be formidable I must say.

yes, I would have to agree...BECAUSE HE IS MY SON!

pffft..."snake came first" they say. I'm God's right hand and I created snake from the same essence god made Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris from. Jesus went undercover to once again right the wrongs of mankind and the end product of that disguise was Ghost. Mactavish is actually the Arch-Angel Gabriel sent to assist Jesus on his righteous mission. The Iraq war was the doing of Lucifer disguised as someone named George W. Bush. Obama is actually Roach incarnate and is working slowly but surely to fix this whole cluster-fuck we call earth...or atleast the US.

Ah, yes, my child. A question every mere mortal that has played MW2(otherwise known as the recreation of the epic battle between Jesus, Cpt.Price, The Archangel Michael, and the Horseman of War). You see, once Arch-Angel Michael and I caught wind of Ghost's(Jesus) and Roach's(soon-to-be Obama)deaths, I vowed to figure out who had done this. Finding out that it was the Horseman of War acting as two people(Makarov and Shepherd) to rip the world apart, I tracked him down with th clever ploy of pretending that I didn't know his double-disguise and tricking him into letting us find him. Jesus got to him first, after I shot down the Horeman's chopper, and attempted to kill him with a knife. War, being the clever bastard that he was, countered-

(Cont.)

-the attack. Before War(Shepherd) could kill Arch-Angel Michael(Mactavish), I intervened and engaged in a brutal fist-fight to buy Michael some time. It was a bust when Michael tried to go for the .44 on the ground next to him and instead used the knife that was sticking out of him to throw it into War's eye. Being trapped in our mortal forms, we both sustained multiple injuries. Jesus sent one of his angels(Nikolai) to come and retrieve us and take us back to heaven and regroup, assess the damages, and then when the time came, finally right the wrongs of humankind and undo the chaos that George W. Bush(satan in disguise, the real GWB was actually stuck on the farm all this time.) unleashed upon this world.

*head explodes from epicness*

yes, as well as tearing the very souls from my enemies, I can also whip up a good ass description of my lineage and friends.

my god shepereds a jew he killed jesus and obama in like 2 seconds he must be the anti-crist

no, I already went over this in my detailed retelling of the events foretold in my last post. Shepherd is the Horseman of War because he set up two disguises, 1.Makarov and 2.Shepherd, 2 enemies that he controlled so that he could manipulate both sides to fight eachother.

Not a facepalm! It's a titpalm!

O_o her palm is no were near her tit

its a elbow palm

a real man would use a shotgun

A real man would just use a dull rusty machete

-throws a pokeball at wild nigglet-

damn nigglet stole my pokeball

He'll know it's time to retire when his codename changes to Flaccid Snake

Learn your MGS retard its not Snake its Big Boss Greatest Soldier

He's called Naked Snake in MGS 3, isn't called Big Boss till the end, after he kills The Boss, because they fight for the title of Boss

His Naked Snake in The Mission Operation Snake Eater Before that Which this comic is about is Operation Virtuous mission Where The Boss Breaks His Arm and Pushes Him off the Bridge

Learn your MGS retard it clearl y says "snake" in the second panel learn how to read before you criticize dumb ass

you just said the exact thing the anon said

Its Naked Snake Dumb fuck Snake is what the dumb ass mistakenly called him

Your a idiot, his code name is Naked Snake, but through out the game he's just called Snake for short, same as Solid Snake. Don't try to be a fucking know it all when you don't even have your facts straight douche bag

ohh god its like talking to a idiot Naked Snake is codename and His Real name was John Like how Ocelot Real Name was Adamska. Naked Snake Meant He Would have to do His Mission Operation Snake Eater Without Any Weapons and pretty much You Dont call the Major Tom just Tom Its FUCKING MAJOR TOM (if you dont know who he is and i bet you don't Major Tom was his Codename in Operation Virtuous Mission Then Changed it back to Major Zero) You are a giant fucking douche bag Sir you fail hard

NO, you've fucking failed. Yes, his codename was Naked Snake, but whenever he talks to anyone throughout the game (over the codec for example, just like above) they say Snake, not Naked Snake, not Big Boss, just Snake. Play the fucking game and listen. Why the fuck are you talking about why he's called Naked Snake, and Ocelot and Zero have nothing to do with this. "Its Naked Snake Dumb fuck Snake is what the dumb ass mistakenly called him" I'll say it again. They called him Snake for fucking short, throughout the whole fucking game. They didn't call him Naked Snake, yes, it was his fucking code name, but anyone who spoke to him didn't say Naked Snake everytime, did they? Answer that, you fucking anal troll

Lets Make this Simple Instead of all that writing we keep doing up there.... Snake = Operation Virtuous Mission, Naked Snake = Operation Virtuous Mission, Codec Name Snake. Meh if im wrong i cant believe this lasted for long enough. as well The world is born from Zero. The moment Zero becomes One, One becomes two, two becomes ten, ten becomes one hundred.

Yes Truce Fellow MGS fan

Alright, I've had enough this too. I can't see anything wrong with what you just said. Anyway, I'm calling a truce.

he is called naked snake,big boss is the name he gets when he kills the boos/the joy, solid snake is his son/clone

Yeah i know read up on my other comments soo much reply's i have to do

Then it would be a Joint, not a cigar.