Walk in your room, see this. What do?.. unzip my pants and get ready for the best sex ive had since my mom died besides shit you dinosaur

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User avatar #145 - Ballsofsteel (02/12/2010) [+] (4 replies)
unzip my pants and get ready for the best sex ive had since my mom died
#11 - Fulcran (02/11/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Do the proper American thing and pass laws and regulations against dinosaurs, extend and expand them, found an organization to control them, and then be overridden by dino-rights activists, throwing the economy into disarray as cheap dino-labor overwhelms American jobs.
User avatar #96 - BrotherOfSquiggly (02/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
sequel of the hangover
User avatar #321 - JasonBourne (02/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hehe.. look at that dinosaur.. His arms are too small to fap with so he's forced to dry hump stationary objects. Silly dinosaur
User avatar #156 - werewolfgeneral (02/12/2010) [-]
i would go get a saddle and a sword
User avatar #143 - ERICVOLTAGE (02/12/2010) [+] (15 replies)
stay perfectly still, their vison is based on movement...
User avatar #146 to #143 - Redfinale (02/12/2010) [-]
<_< >_>....Where did you go?
User avatar #293 - ThatCoolGuy (02/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hug it
User avatar #185 - cookiel (02/12/2010) [-]
put a saddle on it then ride it around town and go through the drive through at midnight and scare the hell out of some stoner kid
User avatar #138 - hobocheesecake (02/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Dude, if I had that lamp in my room I would be so ecstatic, I mean just look at it
User avatar #114 - Soilwork ONLINE (02/12/2010) [-]
"hey buddy, whats the matter?" "I CANT FAP" :(
User avatar #103 - OneHundredandFifty (02/12/2010) [-]
REX!! what have i told you about sleeping on my bed?!
bad boy!! BAADDD EXTINCT RESURRECTED CREATURE!!
User avatar #84 - flashfire (02/12/2010) [-]
the hangover 2?
User avatar #44 - WolfRider (02/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
STAND THE **** BACK
i got dis..
User avatar #13 - memo (02/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
*walks into room*
*see's T-Rex*
*does a barrel roll*
User avatar #303 - KabulMan (02/12/2010) [-]
it would happen like this...
1. Sream like a little girl.
2. Startle the dinosaur.
3. Atempt an escape.
4. Fail escaping atempt.
5. **** myself while dinosaur eats me.

And thats how it's done.
User avatar #109 - commandersqwigly (02/12/2010) [-]
leave
#71 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/12/2010) [-]
that was one crazy one night stand
User avatar #243 - CameronLucas (02/12/2010) [-]
Damnit Tiny! No humping the bed!

*squirt squirt water*

Bad Tiny!

This is why you should keep your dinos off crack.
User avatar #123 - Acrylic (02/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Call me Mr. Flinstone, I can make yo bed rock.
User avatar #290 - dickfrog (02/12/2010) [-]
aww
and i thought u forgot our anneversary :D
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