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scotsman hump sheep

EDIT: I HAVE NOT BEEN ON FJ IN A REALLY LONG TIME, THANK YOU ALL WHO THUMBED THIS!

l, A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a
sheep on a leash and says,
Honey, this is the oow I make love to when
you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up
and says,
If you weren' t such an idiot, you' d know that' s a
sheep,
The guy replies, "If you weren' t such a
presumptuous bitch,
You' d realize I was talking to the sheep."
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User avatar #7 - Jameshaich (04/16/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Scottish = Kilt wearing, haggis eating psycho's

Welsh = Sheep shaggers.
DO NOT mix us Scot's with the Welsh. Please.
#8 to #7 - neverposting (04/16/2011) [-]
Mate, I'm Welsh... I thought we were together and just all against the English!?
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User avatar #5 - Ginjaninja (04/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
You people have got it ALL WRONG! It's WELSH people that shag sheep NOT Scottish people
User avatar #9 to #5 - GrilledCheeseBeard (04/16/2011) [-]
New Zealanders **** sheep as well
User avatar #18 - MyGrassIsPossessed (04/17/2011) [-]
Not all us Scots shag sheep...
Only the Aberdonians ;D

Get it right, god :L
#14 - kissmyattitude (04/17/2011) [-]
though when a black joke is made not a single **** is given.
TAKE A DAMN DEEP BREATH
#55 - anonymous (12/29/2013) [-]
This is absurd!
Truth is, it's the mother-f******, father-f******, sister-f******, uncle-f****** limey fs to the south of Scotland who h*** sheep, not us Scotsmen.
Hey, you limey f
gs, don't make us come down there and rape your daughters. Stop the f****** rumours about us h****** sheep, or all your daughters will be pregnant by year's end! (The few who aren't f****** h*s who sleep around with all 20 of their boyfriends)
#52 - anonymous (06/23/2013) [-]
You must be too smart for your own good, arguing about a somewhat funny joke. I'm black AND gay and I make jokes about it all the time. And I certainly don't bitch about what other people over the internet think.
#50 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I LOVE SCOTSMEN ALTHOUGH THEY HUMP SHEEP
I LOVE SCOTSMEN ALTHOUGH THEY HUMP SHEEP
I LOVE SCOTSMEN ALTHOUGH THEY HUMP SHEEP
I LOVE SCOTSMEN ALTHOUGH THEY HUMP SHEEP
THEY HUMP SHEEP
THEY HUMP SHEEP
THEY HUMP SHEEP
LAWL seriously scottish peeps are awesome. David Tennant, Proclaimers, John Barrowman... my best frend is scottish. we only be joking. hehe search "the stereotypes song" on youtube... they take the **** out of everyone. even us aussies hehe i died laughing
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#48 - anonymous (05/12/2012) [-]
All of you are just stupid :/
#47 - anonymous (05/04/2012) [-]
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stop arguing .

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#46 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [-]
so much debating over a harmless joke.
welp.
#26 - anonymous (09/18/2011) [-]
Everybody knows Scotsmen **** sheep but unlike Americans they don't do the ugly ones.
#25 - anonymous (08/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
forget you whiners, mother russia says **** the scottish and the sheep. we nuke theme both. so stop your complaints and get back to your programs.
#24 - anonymous (07/27/2011) [-]
maybe if you all realized how to take a joke, then we wouldn't be arguing
#23 - anonymous (07/04/2011) [-]
i am somewhat pissed that one could be so biased against a race that they would make jokes of them. i mean come on ppl not obama here but shouldnt we be a little more mature
User avatar #21 - wickedlette (06/23/2011) [+] (4 replies)
for those of you who choose to talk **** about us scots, **** you. the foods we eat are because we use every bit of the animal. no we dont eat the skin but we do use it. and not all scots hump sheep. thats a stereotype. and who cares if we wear kilts? im damn proud to wear my family kilt.
#40 to #21 - anonymous (01/23/2012) [-]
Im only like 18% Scottish but even I would be proud to wear the family tartan in any form. Besides, it takes courage for a man to wear a kilt.
#20 - anonymous (06/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
for those of you who choose to talk **** about us scots, **** you. the foods we eat are because we use every bit of the animal. no we dont eat the skin but we do use it. and not all scots hump sheep. thats a stereotype. and who cares if we wear kilts? im damn proud to wear my family kilt.
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