Historical Badass. Let's go inside the mind of a John Smith... EDIT: Top 40! Thanks FJ! EDIT: red text for me!.
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Historical Badass

Let's go inside the mind of a John Smith...
EDIT: Top 40! Thanks FJ!
EDIT: red text for me!

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Submitted: 04/15/2011
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#7 - CFenix (04/16/2011) [-]
Pocahontas was only 12
#68 - akainu (04/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Here's something you probably didn't know...

Most of the stories John Smith wrote were highly exaggerated because he had a history of arrogance and over-stretching the truth. So the information is most likely not true.

#60 - SexRobot (04/16/2011) [-]
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#59 - IceBearJudgesYou (04/16/2011) [-]
Ive learned more on the internet then i have in school
#107 - bashley (04/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#211 - griffonchris (04/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#158 - heavymetalninja (04/16/2011) [-]
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#151 - ugotpwntlol (04/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>Killed him with a faming tool
>him with a faming tool
>with a faming tool
>faming tool
>faming
>wat
#132 - lesbiantowel (04/16/2011) [-]
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#86 - immacoolcat (04/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
well done OP, but did you all know that while he was in Jamestown and flirting with 10 year old Pochahontas? Yep, he was in his mid 30's, and she was 10. And you know what else you don't read about often? He was sent back to England after keeping gunpowder in his lap while canoeing, and it exploded, inflicting near fatal wounds to his now slaughtered testicles? Pic related to the last little fact.
#219 - TheOrchestrator **User deleted account** (04/16/2011) [-]
#196 - beeradthelaw (04/16/2011) [-]
Mel Gibson and Disney's John Smith was just pwned.
#113 - pedobearsupporter **User deleted account** (04/16/2011) [-]
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#89 - JulesVerne (04/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Meanwhile in france
Meanwhile in france
User avatar #174 - VikiIsAwsum (04/16/2011) [+] (7 replies)
A faming tool?? A goddamn FAMING TOOL!?? DAMN!! That's hardcore!!
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