Historical Badass. Let's go inside the mind of a John Smith... EDIT: Top 40! Thanks FJ! EDIT: red text for me!. See this right here? 11-" Yeah, this dude is J o
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Historical Badass

Let's go inside the mind of a John Smith...
EDIT: Top 40! Thanks FJ!
EDIT: red text for me!

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See this ****** right here?
11-" Yeah, this dude is J olan
************* Smith,,
You remember, that guy from
Well, not only did
he help the Colony of Jamestown
survive, but let' s take it back a
ways'-
While enslaved, John Smith was working in the
feilds one day, when his master rode out on a
horse and started messing with him. W ell, that
****** saw his last ******* sun, because John
dragged him off his horse, killed him with a
faming tool, stole his clothes and horse, and
rode back to England with the Iron ring STILL
AROUND HIS MOTHER ******* NECK!
Oh, and after that whole ordeal, he went to
America, and whipped the ******* in Jamestown
into shape by telling those bitches, "YOU WANT
FOOD, YOU' RE GONNA EARN THAT **** !"
So you tell me. How badass was this
mother ****** ?
hfy face if you thumb)
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#7 - CFenix (04/16/2011) [-]
Pocahontas was only 12
#68 - akainu (04/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Here's something you probably didn't know...

Most of the stories John Smith wrote were highly exaggerated because he had a history of arrogance and over-stretching the truth. So the information is most likely not true.

#60 - SexRobot (04/16/2011) [-]
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#59 - IceBearJudgesYou (04/16/2011) [-]
Ive learned more on the internet then i have in school
#107 - bashley (04/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#211 - griffonchris (04/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#158 - heavymetalninja (04/16/2011) [-]
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#151 - ugotpwntlol (04/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>Killed him with a faming tool
>him with a faming tool
>with a faming tool
>faming tool
>faming
>wat
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User avatar #2 to #1 - MrNicholas (04/16/2011) [-]
Yes yes, I like to farm things too.*
#132 - lesbiantowel (04/16/2011) [-]
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#86 - immacoolcat (04/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
well done OP, but did you all know that while he was in Jamestown and flirting with 10 year old Pochahontas? Yep, he was in his mid 30's, and she was 10. And you know what else you don't read about often? He was sent back to England after keeping gunpowder in his lap while canoeing, and it exploded, inflicting near fatal wounds to his now slaughtered testicles? Pic related to the last little fact.
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#196 - beeradthelaw (04/16/2011) [-]
Mel Gibson and Disney's John Smith was just pwned.
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#89 - JulesVerne (04/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Meanwhile in france
Meanwhile in france
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