See this fucker right here?
11-" Yeah, this dude is J olan
You remember, that guy from
Well, not only did
he help the Colony of Jamestown
survive, but let' s take it back a
While enslaved, John Smith was working in the
feilds one day, when his master rode out on a
horse and started messing with him. W ell, that
fucker saw his last fucking sun, because John
dragged him off his horse, killed him with a
faming tool, stole his clothes and horse, and
rode back to England with the Iron ring STILL
AROUND HIS MOTHER FUCKING NECK!
Oh, and after that whole ordeal, he went to
America, and whipped the fuckers in Jamestown
into shape by telling those bitches, "YOU WANT
FOOD, YOU' RE GONNA EARN THAT SHIT!"
So you tell me. How badass was this
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