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Toyota's new slogan

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Submitted: 02/11/2010
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User avatar #78 - pedrobearoso (02/12/2010) [-]
I rofled nice one Bill
User avatar #75 - BeyondBirthdayL (02/12/2010) [-]
Aha, good one.
xD
#73 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
hey check out my new toyota keyboaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathagame
User avatar #68 - TehKing (02/12/2010) [-]
I got a toyota for my 16th birthday. THERE'S NOTHING STOPPING ME NOW.
#69 to #68 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
Well it was nice knowing you
User avatar #62 - CarryCherry (02/12/2010) [-]
Lmfao, that's evil but I rofl'd.
User avatar #67 to #62 - stonereyes (02/12/2010) [-]
its only evil if dont yell surprise
#76 to #67 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
haha nice avatar!
User avatar #77 to #76 - stonereyes (02/12/2010) [-]
lol thanks
#60 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
a dab of the brakes and a pathetic pruis has stopped.75BHP= Pathetic.
solutions-
1)brakes
2)put into neutral
3)turn engine/motor off
4)drive against the wind
User avatar #72 to #60 - RUSSIANxLEGION (02/12/2010) [-]
Well, Mr. Sir, as experienced as you may be, you can't misspell Prius and expect to get away with it.
#74 to #72 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
sorry i type quick
#79 to #74 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
sryy i tyo qck too
#64 to #60 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
if you turned engine off then power steering wouldn't work and the steering would lock and you'd die...
the brakes wouldn't stop a car; they'd burn out and catch fire...
if you put it into neutral then the engine would blow because of the revs and you may die but it depends...
and driving against the wind is bullshit
#81 to #64 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]
Have you ever driven a car?

Turn the engine off, leave the acc power on: your steering column won't lock up.
Brakes are kinda designed to stop a car, that's why they're there.
Putting it in neutral lets the engine hit the rev limiter, it won't blow the engine.
#66 to #64 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
have you ever driven a prius?
#58 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
Ive been moving forward since february 4th....the gas consumption of tis car is amazing o.O
User avatar #55 - thejunkie (02/12/2010) [-]
hey atleast thier sticking to their slogan
#63 to #55 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
HAHA i get it. STICKING to their slogan




captcha: shame
User avatar #54 - bigmenace (02/12/2010) [-]
tiger woods must have owned a toyota
#52 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
RAPE!
#51 - Duarven (02/12/2010) [-]
You sir deserve a spot in Toyota's advertisement department.
User avatar #50 - JustAGamer (02/12/2010) [-]
im sorry if im slow but does everyone now get an ad related to the pic or is it just me?
User avatar #56 to #50 - Blackrain (02/12/2010) [-]
Uh? Your comment doesn't make sense to me. If you don't understand the pick; recently Toyota's cars have been having problems with their brakes not working.
#65 to #56 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
i thought it was accelerator jamming
User avatar #57 to #56 - JustAGamer (02/12/2010) [-]
as in, on this pic i have a toyota advert at the top of page. on the twilight pic theres a twilight advert at top of page and so on
User avatar #71 to #57 - CarryCherry (02/12/2010) [-]
They are watching every step you take.
#49 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
okay point is...... im still confused.....still no clue.....not there yet.....
i finally give up
User avatar #48 - Darkzain (02/12/2010) [-]
The only thing that can stop a toyota is godzilla!
User avatar #45 - FAISCISTBUG (02/12/2010) [-]
Yo dog we heard you like moving forward. so we fucked up your brakes.
#43 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
hahaha
#41 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
hey guys, just driving my new prius. talk later, can't stop
User avatar #39 - theinsd (02/12/2010) [-]
HAHAAHHAAHAH SO FUNNYYY

HAHAH MY MOM DIED TOO HAHA SO FUNNYY
#42 to #39 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
Good jokes:

Still laughing while your mother past away because of it.
#40 to #39 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
did she die in a toyota?
User avatar #35 - Cocoballs (02/12/2010) [-]
Sector A has been breached! Calling for backup.
#34 - Fineas (02/12/2010) [-]
I just got a Toyota keyboard. Its actually really coolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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