Yo Dawg!

#52 - CorpusMortal (02/12/2010) [-]

Can you touch your nose sir ?
Of course not you ever tried that while you were plastered ? damn

#51 - EternalDarkness (02/12/2010) [-]

do you can drink while you shit? lolage :D

#49 - BlockJuice (02/12/2010) [-]

DRINK WHILE I SHIT!

Yo dawg, I heard you like shittin, so I put a toilet in your keg so you can drink while you...shit.

#48 - Jakolantern (02/12/2010) [-]

*facepalm*

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#47 - Superjunk (02/12/2010) [-]

Guys... come on... drink driving is not funny... you could spill

#60 to #47 - anonymous (02/14/2010) [-]

u know u are right but if u spill u gotta pulll over and slurp it up...dam i nned a beer

#46 - blackfox (02/12/2010) [-]

so you can drink while you...FUUUUUUUUUUU

#53 to #46 - JustAGamer (02/12/2010) [-]

so i can drink while i fuck? now THIS is heaven!

#45 - MrGameAndWatch (02/12/2010) [-]

What dah hell DAWG

#44 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]

omg lol i almost died irl...

#43 - flunkorg (02/12/2010) [-]

He failed

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#40 - PrettyAwsm (02/12/2010) [-]

Stay inside the ve-hi-cle!

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#36 - YmousAnon (02/12/2010) [-]

What seems to be the officer, problem?

#50 to #36 - brinethechocobo (02/12/2010) [-]

Have you been drinking tonight?

Im too drunk to remember

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#42 to #36 - cloudshadowevil (02/12/2010) [-]

God bless southpark

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#38 to #36 - jassfoss (02/12/2010) [-]

I swear to drunk I'm not god

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#35 - mynameiz (02/12/2010) [-]

DRINK WHILE YOU SHIT !??!

#37 to #35 - rAsTaFoX (02/12/2010) [-]

XD lmao.
Groundbreaking science

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#33 - Zig (02/12/2010) [-]

As I've said before, these just keep getting better and better. Loaughed so hard at this.

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#34 to #33 - Zig (02/12/2010) [-]

Oh fuck. Laughed. My bad.

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#39 to #34 - jassfoss (02/12/2010) [-]

yeaa you gotta watch out for those grammar nazis
you illiterate jew

#59 to #39 - Zig (02/13/2010) [-]

I'm normally in league with the Nazis, so I had to correct myself as fast as possible, or else face a mutiny or something.

#32 - Alimosaka (02/12/2010) [-]

Lmao that one was awesome xD

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#31 - DavidLetterman (02/12/2010) [-]

I drink on the show! During breaks.... ehh ehh ehh I have vodka in my tea-cup.

#29 - LameComments (02/11/2010) [-]

LOOL

This was the only funny one of xibit lol.

#28 - CuteMudkipz (02/11/2010) [-]

Hey officer. i know what your think but look at the side bright! at least im not driving while im drinking!

#54 to #28 - TheRealPikachu (02/12/2010) [-]

Get out Mudkip. This is MY show!

#56 to #54 - CuteMudkipz (02/12/2010) [-]

FUCK U!YOUR JUST A LITTLE VIRGIN!

YOU KNOW YOUVE NEVER BEEN LAID YOUVE BEEN WITH THAT WHORE ASH! HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A PENIS!

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#27 - MrZoom (02/11/2010) [-]

I'm jealous. I want to drink while I shit.

Not in my car, though.

#25 - newie (02/11/2010) [-]

while i what?
finish the sentence xhibit!

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#17 - Fear The Pie Man (02/11/2010) [-]

Where I live, when people get sideways in the snow, 95% of people say
"OH, SHIT!" The other 5% say "Hold my beer and watch this!"