forever alone hero

wait, troll dad giving a nice reply, WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY

Dude. That one hit close to home.

<= First I was.

I'm IN the fucking friend zone, and let me tell you that it fucking sucks so hard its like being in a dyson

here is some bacon for ur trouble

im that guy... sadness

i can not begin to describe how epic tht was

i used to be like that man,it sucked, sometimes i even wondered if i would ever be able to find a girl for me....

but its alright now! i got a girl! we be loving eachother and everything is alright now! we were eachothers firsts! and it is the shit!!

DONT WORRY FOREVER ALONE GUYS OUT THERE! YOU WILL GET YOUR CHANCE!! I KNOW IT!! BELIEVE!!! YOUR NOT FOREVER ALONE! YOUR A SOON TO BE LOVED!!!

Most effective way to get un-friend zoned, simply do not talk to the girl, or if you have a multitude of classes/times that you meet her each day, talk to her as little as possible, but always present an ulterior reason for doing so. Build it up so that you almost seem like you've been away for a long time. Then one day, get into a nice long conversation with her, ask her how she's been and whatever else you might need to catch up on. After a suitable amount of time, express that your really happy to talk to her, and ask if she wants to get lunch/coffee/some other low key, non date meeting (If you were actually a good friend there would be no reason for her to refuse) Once you meet up with her, get talkative, be witty or whatever else

I actually was pretty much like this for some years. Then in a combination of luck and making my intentions clear from the very first day I met a girl I managed to never enter this dreaded zone again.

You make a move, get rejected, move on to be friends or not see each other, and then move on to other things. That's how simple it looks on paper. I know your struggle.

Stay strong brothers, and try to find some confidence. That shit gets you laid better than Old Spice!

dude, i want funny..ok this is funny. sorry.

but but i am sad now.