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You spend the first 2 gears of their
fetching than to Wadi and tam. Then you spend
flats nest 16 gears {item to sit down and
Do not argue with an idiot. He will ck
down to his level and beat you with
experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, Ii "d
grandfather: Not screaming and yelling I e
the passengers in his car.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They
should both be changed regularly, and for the same
rea son "
Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don' t have a good
partner, you' d better have a good hand
The early bird might get the warm... but the
second mouse gets the cheese.
If I agreed with y"""' both be wrong.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you" re doing .
rig ht! me gutsa
I thought I wanted a career, turns
out I just wanted paychecks.
Never, under any circumstances, take a
sleeping pill and a laxative on the same
night.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a
dark room.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess"
on it... so I said "Implants?"
I didn' t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you
I didn' t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian
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