Just some Jokes. Its a repost...i know.. creator didnt put his name up so i dont want random ppl coming to me demanding credit credit may be taken only by the o
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Just some Jokes

Its a repost...i know..
creator didnt put his name up so i dont want random ppl coming to me demanding credit
credit may be taken only by the one person who knows he is the creator

EVERYBODY ON EARTH DIES AND GOES TO HEAVEN. GOD
GREETS THEM AND SAYS, "MEN, MAKE mo LINES: ONE
FOR THOSE WHO DOMINATED THEIR WOMEN AND ONE
FOR THOSE WHO WERE WHIPPED. ALL THE WOMEN MN
GO WITH . PETER."
AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR, GOD RETURNS TO FIND 2. 5
BILLION MEN STANDING IN THE WHIPPED LINE AND
ONLY ONE GUY IN THE DOMINANT LINE.
YOU MEN SHOULD BE ASHAMED " YOURSELVES."' GOD
CRIES. "I GREATED YOU IN MY IMAGE, AND ALL OF YOU
COWED DOWN TO WOMEN? MN ANY OF YOU EXPLAIN
THIS?" NO ONE DARES SAYS A WORD.
GOD THEN TURNS m THE MAN STANDING ALONE AND
SAYS, "TELL ME, MY SON, HOW om YOU MANAGE TO BE
THE ONLY ONE ON THIS LINE?"
I DON' T KNOW," me GUY REPLIES, SHRUGGING. "MY
WIFE TOLD ME TO STAND HERE."
A DARTH VADER IS WHEN YOU' RE GETTING HEAD, " SOON "
YOU' RE ABOUT TO GUM, YOU MINI " HER NOSE AND MAKE
HER SNORT fr. BECAUSE HER NOSE WILL BE I-' LOGED FROM
THE WM SHE WILL HAVE m BREATHE DEEP AND LOUD FROM
HER MOUTH.... LIKE DARTH VADER
CHEERIOS
A 6 YEAR out AND A A YEAR OLD ARE UPSTAIRS IN
THEIR BEDROOM.
YOU KNOW WHAT?" SAYS THE 6 YEAR OLD. "I THINK
IT' S ABOUT TIME WE STARTED GUSSING. "
THE A YEAR OLD NODS HIS HEAD IN APPROVAL. THE 6
YEAR OLD CONTINUES, "WHEN WE GO DOWNSTAIRS
FOR BREAKFAST, I' M GONNA SAY SOMETHING WITH
AND YOU SAY SOMETHING WITH 'ASS. "' THE A
YEAR OLD AGREES WITH ENTHUSIASM.
WHEN THEIR MOTHER WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN AND
ASKS THE 6 YEAR OLD WHATHE WANTS FOR
BREAKFAST, HE REPLIES, "AW, HELL, MOM, I GUESS
I' LL HAVESOME CHEERIOS."
WHACK! HE FLIES OUT OF HIS CHAIR, TUMBLES
ACROSS THE KITCHEN FLOOR, GETS UP, AND RUNS
UPSTAIRS CRYING HIS EYES OUT WITH HIS MOTHER IN
HOT PURSUIT, SLAPPING HIS REAR WITH EVERY STEP.
HIS MOM LOOKS HIM IN HIS ROOM AND SHOUTS, "YOU
MN - THERE UNTIL I LET YOU OUT!"
SHE THEN GOMES BAAK DOWNSTAIRS, LOOKS " THE A
YEAR OLD AND ASKS
WITH A STERN VODGE, "AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR
BREAKFAST, YOUNG
I DON' TKNOW," HE BLUBBERS, "BUT YOU MN BET
MY DEAR WATSON
SHERLOCK HOLMES AND DR WATSON WENT ON A MOPING
TRIP. AFTER A GOOD MEAL AND A BOTTLE OF WINE THEY LAY
DOWN FOR THE NIGHT, AND WENT TO SLEEP.
SOME HOURS LATER, HOLMES AWOKE AND NUDGED HIS
FAITHFUL FRIEND.
WATSON, LOOK UP AT THE SKY AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE."
WATSON REPLIED, "I SEE MILLIONS OF STARS."
WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?"
WATSON PONDERED FOR A MINUTE.
IT TELLS ME THAT THERE ARE MILLIONS
OF GALAXIES AND POTENTIALLY BILLIONS OF PLANETS."
ASTROLOGIST'S, CONSERVE IS IN LEO."
I DEDUCE THAT THE TIME IS
APPROXIMATELY A QUARTER PAST THREE."
THEOLOGIAN'S, I MN SEE THAT GOD IS ALL POWERFUL AND
THAT WE ARE SMALL AND INSIGNIFCANT."
EWWI' ' , THAT WE WILL HAVE A
BEAUTIFUL DAY TOMORROW."
WHAT DOES IT TELL YOU, HOLMES?"
HOLMES WAS SILENT FOR A MINUTE, THEN SPOKE: "WATSON,
YOU TIT. SOME BASTARD HAS STOLEN OUR TENT."
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User avatar #1 - wombatking (04/10/2011) [-]
i thought the Darth Vader was called the Charlie Sheen Special...??
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