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#23 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Actually... I'm a girl, and I don't give a fuck, I'll go out in shorts, no shirt, and no makeup.
User avatar #117 to #23 - PedoBearFTW (04/10/2011) [-]
Oh aren't you a rebel, Ms. Thumbwhore.
User avatar #159 to #117 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
It's my job.
User avatar #26 to #23 - anOakTree (04/10/2011) [-]
and no bra?
#27 to #26 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Whatever floats your boat.
User avatar #29 to #27 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
pics or it didnt happen?
User avatar #30 to #29 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
You guys really don't want to see my face.
User avatar #31 to #30 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
why?
User avatar #32 to #31 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Lol cause.
I'd rather you think of me as a 40 year old man, with genital warts.
User avatar #34 to #32 - EatBabySouls (04/10/2011) [-]
Is your avatar really a picture of you?
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#96 to #35 - ILIKPI (04/10/2011) [-]
pretty, very pretty
User avatar #86 to #35 - agx (04/10/2011) [-]
You're actually really pretty. Don't get down on yourself
User avatar #87 to #86 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Meh \:
If I was pretty, life would be easy, dontcha think?
User avatar #89 to #87 - agx (04/10/2011) [-]
OMG. You know your pretty. Now youre doing it cuz you like the attention dontcha
User avatar #90 to #89 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
You're right.
I feed on attention.
Feed me.
#121 to #90 - anonymous (04/10/2011) [-]
whore
#78 to #35 - anonymous (04/10/2011) [-]
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
#80 to #78 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
GASP That girl looks like she might possibly have herpes D:
User avatar #55 to #35 - Envy (04/10/2011) [-]
"YOU DONT WANT TO SEE MY FACE"
Look who's either lying or an attention seeking whore, that being said become naked please.
User avatar #59 to #55 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Will you get naked for me?
User avatar #60 to #59 - Envy (04/10/2011) [-]
I already am...
User avatar #63 to #60 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Oh. Daddy.
I am so ready for this.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Envy (04/10/2011) [-]
Is this an attempt at trying to make me do virtual sexchat in a public thread to make a fool of myself?
User avatar #65 to #64 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #69 to #65 - Envy (04/10/2011) [-]
;)
User avatar #70 to #69 - Envy (04/10/2011) [-]
who the fuck randomly thumbs down comments...
User avatar #71 to #70 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
LOL I don't know, but it's funny.
User avatar #125 to #71 - Hiddendemon (04/10/2011) [-]
man, funnyjunk really doesnt like you, always thumbing you down.
User avatar #160 to #125 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Cause I just give so many fucks.
I'm crying.
User avatar #181 to #160 - Hiddendemon (04/11/2011) [-]
now i wasnt saying "I" was thumbing you down, just funnyjunk in general, like on that nemo post you happened to make that i came across, that was GENERALLY thumbed down. no offense i hope
User avatar #42 to #35 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
how do you think you're ugly at all?
#37 to #35 - EatBabySouls (04/10/2011) [-]
You're right. You look just like a 40 year old man with genital warts.



Wait, now where's my sarcasm reaction picture? Whoops, can't find it. This will have to do.
#38 to #37 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Really? D'aw thanks babyqurl. Means a lot.
#40 to #38 - EatBabySouls (04/10/2011) [-]
Only here to help!
User avatar #33 to #32 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
then post parts of body LOWER than head? in nsfw?
User avatar #62 to #33 - stratejakit **User deleted account** (04/10/2011) [-]
(reply to your other comment but fucking lines cut me off)
That's love for you hon... it has caused me no end of misery, but I don't even care. It's not about how much pain I have to go through. It's just about her... Nothing else matters.
User avatar #67 to #62 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
ive tried to tell her that its all rumors, all bullshit...she wont listen...she wont care anymore
User avatar #74 to #67 - stratejakit **User deleted account** (04/10/2011) [-]
Never give up. It's worth it in the end if you can succeed.
User avatar #85 to #74 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
shes worth everything to me
User avatar #66 to #36 - stratejakit **User deleted account** (04/10/2011) [-]
(reply to your other comment but fucking lines cut me off)
I fell for someone genuinely perfect... I couldn't make her fall for me. It's wrecked me for so long, but I will still push my heart to the breaking point just based on the hope that I might be with her if I keep trying...
User avatar #68 to #66 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
I gave up on love along time ago.
User avatar #73 to #68 - stratejakit **User deleted account** (04/10/2011) [-]
I gave up on everything else... I wouldn't be able to live without love...
User avatar #75 to #73 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
But think about it, if you've never expirenced love, then you've never expirenced heartbreak.
The lucky ones \:
Heartbreak hurts.
I haven't been myself in a few months now.
User avatar #77 to #75 - stratejakit **User deleted account** (04/10/2011) [-]
It's worth the pain to me. I live with pain every day for so many reasons. I can suffer as much as it takes. It warped me at first, made me darker, but over time, I became the one I am today. Still dark, but more 'me' than ever. People might look at me like some sort of infectious animal but I would never trade who I am for who I used to be. This is the true me, I won't pretend to be anything else. And my love for her is too much to ever give up on... What I feel for her... It's something I have never seen in anyone else. I have never witnessed devotion and commitment and love as strong as mine... That's what my entire life is riding on.
User avatar #79 to #77 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
The true me is happy...
This me, is not happy in anyway.
User avatar #81 to #79 - stratejakit **User deleted account** (04/10/2011) [-]
The true me is perfectly fine being dark, "satanic," etcetera. That doesn't make me miserable at all. I like it. It's being without her that does it... I'm not myself without her.
User avatar #82 to #81 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Satanic.... Why that?
User avatar #83 to #82 - stratejakit **User deleted account** (04/10/2011) [-]
I spent years seeking truth instead of blindly following what was forced down my throat.It doesn't make me evil to be satanic, it's just about truth, knowledge, and self indulgence.
User avatar #84 to #83 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
.... Why not be agnostic?
That's what I am....
But that just seems scary..
User avatar #116 to #84 - stratejakit **User deleted account** (04/10/2011) [-]
Because, like I said, I sought truth.
User avatar #39 to #36 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
DEFINATELY post pix now, thats not bad at all (the pic of u)
User avatar #41 to #39 - EatBabySouls (04/10/2011) [-]
Dude chill the fuck out.
User avatar #45 to #41 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Holy shit bro. You're a penguin too?!
User avatar #47 to #45 - EatBabySouls (04/10/2011) [-]
Shit's so cash. Doesn't get much better than being a god damn penguin.
User avatar #43 to #41 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
relax 50% of me is kidding (and the other 50% is depressed)
User avatar #48 to #43 - EatBabySouls (04/10/2011) [-]
It's all good man, i feel your pain.
User avatar #46 to #43 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
It's k.
I'm alone too.
User avatar #49 to #46 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
yeah...my gf of over 14 months dumped me over rumors and bullshit :/ like a few weeks ago shes ALL ive thought about...
User avatar #50 to #49 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Never held a relationship over 4 months.
And my last boyfriend was a year ago, but so I give a fuck? Lolno, cause i'm fucking awesome.
User avatar #51 to #50 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
i wish i could not care :/
User avatar #52 to #51 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Just don't care.
It's not easy, but still.
User avatar #53 to #52 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
ive been trying that its impossible tho
User avatar #54 to #53 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Then just act like you don't give a fuck, when you secretly give fucks.
Show that bitch that you are a man and shall be treated as such.
User avatar #56 to #54 - stratejakit **User deleted account** (04/10/2011) [-]
If you've ever felt love... you should know that's not as easy as it sounds... You would know that you'd rather endure the pain for the rest of your life than give up on the one you love. The suffering is infitely outweighed by her perfection.
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User avatar #58 to #56 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
thats exactly how i feel, stratejakit...i love her...i'd do anything for her...
User avatar #25 to #23 - Maggotkittie (04/10/2011) [-]
this
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