Car Condoms. not OC, still found it clever.. My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy. She whispe
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Car Condoms

not OC, still found it clever.

My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone
in the house, she was unbelievably sexy. She whispered in
my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?". I
immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go
to my car, I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged
me and said, "You' won my trust".
Meryl of the story: Always keep your condoms in the car.
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Submitted: 04/08/2011
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#2 - tylerfarr (04/08/2011) [-]
****** up repost, shortened version
User avatar #3 - hugovieira (04/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
You shall remember that with shame and stupidity my friend because YOU JUST LOST A FUC**** CHANCE OF HAVING SEX!!!
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