My birthday cake

So today was my 18th birthday.
Around ppm my mom told me
that they had another present for
me. I saw h) huge box on the
kitchen table and was like
I had no idea what it was, for
dessert we was going to have
ice cream. I joked with my mom
couple of weeks t' fip,' It) that "
would like her to make )
But she can' t cook at all.
First " opend the small box,
inside it was something that
looked like ] retarded banana.
I fucking love my family.
Tuossa.