Funny fortune cookies. I got some of these off the quotes off the internet, so not all the quotes are mine.. Fem; Fortune use tee HE} -fl: time you awake FM' co
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Funny fortune cookies

Funny fortune cookies. I got some of these off the quotes off the internet, so not all the quotes are mine.. Fem; Fortune use tee HE} -fl: time you awake FM' co

I got some of these off the quotes off the internet, so not all the quotes are mine.

Fem; Fortune
use tee HE} -fl: time you awake FM'
cockatiel or / efa
Den' t sweat the petty things,
and den' t pet the sweaty things
Hew was the cyanide?
Where' s my haben , ill,
weman?!
De yee hate me?
Piles [Ties
We just 1@ a fortune
eekzie.
Serry,
try again.
404: Fertere net feind
Illia Ye, dawg, I heard we
as like fortune elegies...
The guy adress frem we has
the few and six T, spades
All hail the magic !
have the few and
Mg six Jti spades.
We' re wearing that tee? with
these shes?!
I' m behind yee with a
reseller... den' t tern amend
I saw yee masterbating
he end the wield amend the werld amend the . tr, amend the wield
amend the werld are end the werld amend the amid amend the Hem
amend the werld are end the alarm amend the amid amend the amid
amend the wield are end the werld amend the amid amend the PTO".
De yee honestly think a ? will
tell yee yeer future?
rmal fry heme naked.
Pet yeer personal information en
1! It' ll be awesome.
Nice (till getting laid in twe
months.
This is the magic ' Ask a
when yee anly get part Jfi
samething, we sheild always
What' s up with that
Did we remember thank the
fortune ? gem?
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User avatar #1 - tangosambam (04/08/2011) [-]
thumb for you, but who the ********** makes their own fortune cookies?
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