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Part 2 -

This Is Why We' re In A Recession
fr. he customer hands me card, I run it and hand it back to
her. J
Customer: "Oh, no! That' s my debit card! I don' t have any
money in my account. It' s going to be declined."
He: "Well, your purchase went through."
Customer: "Oh, well, if it went through, that means I have
enough money in my account."
He: "Well, not necessarily. My brother got himself into a lot of
debt by using his cards after he' d reached his limit."
Customer: “You mean I could still use this card even if there' s
no money in the account?"
Me: "res possible, but Cm not familiar with your bank system."
Customer: “To friend' “Do you want to go to the nail salon?"
This Is Why We' re In A Recession, Part 2
Me: “Your total is . 31"
f Customer begins to write out a deposit slip from the back of
her chequebook. J
He: “That' s a deposit slip, not a cheque."
Customer: "Oh, so I can' t pay you with this?" ''confused
Customer: "Oh, well take it out of this then." "Wands me a
roll of cash"' "But don' t take more that out of there."
He: *takes out "‘ "And how would you like to pay for
the rest of this?"
Customer: ""Lemm..." ''confused hack'' “I have to pay more?"
This Is Why We' re In A Recession, Part 3
Me: "Hello, what can I get for you?"
Customer: "Yeah, can I get a piece of candy?"
He: "Sure, that' s one dollar."
Customer: “Ch. I only have a five." 'starts walking away"'
He: "Excuse me, Ma' arrt? I said it' s only a dollar."
Customer: “I know. Why would I waste four dollars?"
This Is Why We' re In A Recession, Part 4
Three women in their eario twenties come in. I ring up the
first two, but the third woman' s credit card is denied. J
Me: “I' m sorry, but your card had been denied."
Customer: “No, that cant be! There' s no way! Try it again!"
I swipe the card again, and it once more is denied. J
Me: "rt still came up as declined. Do you have another card I
could try?"
Customer: “No! This is stupid!"
One of her friends lend her cash to pay for her meal. As they
fill their drinks at the pop machine I overhear her taking. J
Customer: "That is so weird! My card was denied last week.
Shouldn' t it be unatended by now?"
This Is why We' re In A Recession, Part E
He: ‘Hi! How can I haelp you today?”
I deposited a cheque in your ATM and wanted
cash back, but it wont let me. I need that money!”
He: ‘Alright, let megust pull up your file."
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He: "four deposit was completed and is in your
account, but unfortunately I cannot giveyou any cash as
your accounts are Frozen.”
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He: ‘well yes, they can, bbecause you has-' en’ t made a
single credit: card payment in months.”
Customer: ‘So?’
He: ‘Ed, you need to pay it back."
He: "Miss, its a credit product. meaning you’ re borrowing
money from us. We don’ tgive money away. After you
borrow the : ' re E-: pected to pay it ,. All
ifs E-: planned in your Card Agreement.”
He: ‘The agreement you wt: uol. d' hre, received in the mail
along with your card.”
CI. : ‘That sheet fall t: ' that no one
He: ‘Just because you didn’ t read it doesn’ t mean you’ re
Attempt. By using the card, that means you agree to the
terms associated with the card."
Cue" : ‘But I need my money! They cant do that:. its
my money! I got nobodi, I have no money!‘
He: "' t: worry, Til and speak with
you. We' ll Figure out a solution together based on your
current situation. okay?"
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If this gets a good
response ill post
more... Lets say 20
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Submitted: 04/07/2011
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User avatar #279 - icemarina (04/08/2011) [-]
Did you guys read all the customers in a woman's voice?
#275 - xheavymetalx (04/08/2011) [-]
@ The guy in the last one
#277 to #275 - xheavymetalx (04/08/2011) [-]
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User avatar #272 - savagethedrummer (04/08/2011) [-]
Why hasn't there been a war on stupidity yet? I imagine most of the people we'd execute would be blondes in their 20's and 30's.
#270 - drthetodd (04/08/2011) [-]
IDEA, what if all 311,129,404 (exact number) Americans gave the government 10 dollars. that would raise 3,111,294,040 dollars for the government and then jump start the economy. problem solved.
#281 to #270 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [-]
because the government would take that money and use it to pay their hundreds of officals their multiple, triple digit paychecks
User avatar #282 to #281 - drthetodd (04/08/2011) [-]
**** you anon
#278 to #270 - xheavymetalx (04/08/2011) [-]
If only it were that simple... :\
User avatar #268 - captainfuckitall (04/08/2011) [-]
if only stupidity was painful...
User avatar #263 - ChinOfChuckNorris (04/08/2011) [-]
People, a lot of you have pointed out that i havent given credit to the source of this post... is the true source of this genius... I am just a worthless thumb whore that stole their work in an attempt for cheap thumbs... I accept the inevitable thumbs down as punishment for not giving them credit from the start
#262 - CapnInterwebz (04/08/2011) [-]
@ last one:

#256 - mrkittens (04/08/2011) [-]
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#253 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [-]
The stupidity of my fellow humans like this is why I have 7 decapitated ******* in my basement.
#251 - The useful idiot (04/08/2011) [-]
How do have time to fit all those jobs of yours in?
#266 to #251 - fern **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#271 to #266 - The useful idiot (04/08/2011) [-]
It's called a joke...
#258 to #251 - blacnarf (04/08/2011) [-]
Google "Notalwaysright" The website these are from
User avatar #246 - ToothHurty (04/08/2011) [-]
Notice that they are all women?
#243 - itsmetiririca (04/08/2011) [-]
shut up!!
#248 to #243 - itsmetiririca (04/08/2011) [-]
.....and take my money!!
#230 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [-]
Damn, you asked for 20 thumbs and you only got 1266. Why would those people waste 1246 thumbs? (That's a joke.)
#252 to #230 - blacnarf (04/08/2011) [-]
Made me laugh (Pic unrelated)
User avatar #227 - ChinOfChuckNorris (04/08/2011) [-]
Sorry for the quality of the last one FJ... I just enlarged the pic and it went all pixelated... Thats what happens when your a MSpaint noob
#225 - shibunu (04/08/2011) [-]
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#273 to #222 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #220 - Lintutu (04/08/2011) [-]
I dont want to live on this planet anymore
User avatar #218 - uppercasename (04/08/2011) [-]
sorry but recession is over :P
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