I wonder

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#40 - sunseedsman (04/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)

how much plank could plank norris norris, if a plank norris could norris plank?

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#43 to #40 - Roundup (04/08/2011) [-]

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#81 - rocstarsix (04/08/2011) [-]

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#316 - kylermannn (04/08/2011) [-]

Morning wood chuck

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#265 - N. Korean citizen (04/08/2011) [+] (5 replies)

Chuck Norris's girfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
He then shouted "How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris!" and proceeded to tear her head off. After he had killed her he said "You don't fuck with Chuck!"

A year later he realized the irony of the last statement, and laughed so hard that everyone in a one-mile radius went deaf.

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#269 to #265 - spartanwings (04/08/2011) [-]

cool story bro

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#299 to #269 - arnarinn (04/08/2011) [-]

Cool story bro

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#304 to #299 - N. Korean citizen (04/08/2011) [-]

Interesting.
Go on...

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#305 to #304 - arnarinn (04/08/2011) [-]

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#309 to #305 - N. Korean citizen (04/08/2011) [-]

It appears to be a book.

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#256 - dbakes (04/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)

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#292 to #256 - Adminoflove (04/08/2011) [-]

How the hell did the comment 1 hour ago get more thumbs than the comment it copied 11 hours ago?!

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#318 to #292 - yourewrong (04/08/2011) [-]

Because the one from 11 hours ago was when the post wasn't on the front page. But since it is on front page now then more people will see it.

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#246 - Madonion **User deleted account** (04/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)

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#247 to #246 - Kxania (04/08/2011) [-]

Thought there were fucking ants on my screen..

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#251 to #247 - kashaku (04/08/2011) [-]

same here

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#380 - EpitomeJones **User deleted account** (04/08/2011) [-]

ALL OF IT....

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#115 - ThatKidYouKnow (04/08/2011) [+] (17 replies)

How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears?

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#117 to #115 - IceBearJudgesYou (04/08/2011) [-]

piss.

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#308 to #117 - JonRoutery (04/08/2011) [-]

are you fucking kidding me? comments number 30 and 31

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#321 to #308 - IceBearJudgesYou (04/08/2011) [-]

Didnt even see em when i posted this. :l

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#322 to #321 - JonRoutery (04/08/2011) [-]

i believe you, it just looks like its a repost within a repost

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#116 to #115 - gwlk (04/08/2011) [-]

He can grill bears. Rather easily, in fact. But he'd rather cut out their liver and eat it while it's still luke-warm.

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#119 to #116 - ThatKidYouKnow (04/08/2011) [-]

I dont know how to respond to this...

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#123 to #119 - gwlk (04/08/2011) [-]

It's not like he hasn't done it before. Ate the liver right our of a deer, I think it was. He also killed a reindeer with a stab between the eyes, slit its throat, drank the blood that flowed out of it, then cut out and ate the heart. None of this is exaggeration. He's my hero.

pic definitely related

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#124 to #123 - ThatKidYouKnow (04/08/2011) [-]

Please refer to "coolerasdf" for response

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#125 to #124 - gwlk (04/08/2011) [-]

I would. I'd probably take a couple bites for energy, drink some of my own piss along with some more reindeer blood, then put the remaining heart in my bag for later, when I need more delicious pissy energy.

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#126 to #125 - ThatKidYouKnow (04/08/2011) [-]

Ok now im just creeped out.

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#127 to #126 - gwlk (04/08/2011) [-]

Why? You're telling me if you were trapped in the arctic of Siberia and this is what you had to do to survive, you'd curl up and die? Or like, if you're lost in the city or even right around the corner from your house, you wouldn't murder a bum and eat his heart for the sheer thrill of it?

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#132 to #127 - ThatKidYouKnow (04/08/2011) [-]

No no of course i would, im just saying the fact that you have this perfectly planned out is... Unique. I agree, i would do anything to survive, i just dont plan that far ahead.

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#335 to #132 - gwlk (04/08/2011) [-]

Oh yeah. I even have my apocalypse ready bag in my car at all times, and a smaller survival kit on my person at all times with an extra car key in case I'm not around my car and I have to get there and open the trunk silently.
Also, a couple people kept thumbing you down, so i tried to get it back up as much I could.

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#131 to #123 - Vaki (04/08/2011) [-]

By hero you mean fucking crazy

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#161 to #131 - kinkysex (04/08/2011) [-]

by fucking crazy you mean boss nigguh.

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#120 to #119 - coolerasdf (04/08/2011) [-]

save this, keep it safe, use it well.

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#121 to #120 - ThatKidYouKnow (04/08/2011) [-]

I just though of

It is dangerous to go alone
Take this

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#228 - samuraicrack (04/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)

27 (pic unrelated)

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#231 to #228 - N. Korean citizen (04/08/2011) [-]

assburger's syndrome

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#258 to #228 - thegreatbrainy (04/08/2011) [-]

Wow! Now that's a big sandwich!

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#102 - AdmiralPEDO (04/08/2011) [-]

so much fuckin wood

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#317 - scarecrowasylum (04/08/2011) [-]

made me think of this

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#301 - williamz (04/08/2011) [+] (4 replies)

How much wood would a wooden chuck norris chuck norris if a wooden chuck norris could chuck norris wood..... dont get it.

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#314 to #303 - N. Korean citizen (04/08/2011) [-]

No shit sherlock

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#310 to #303 - MaStaR **User deleted account** (04/08/2011) [-]

u wont recieve the reply in ur lifetime

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#313 to #303 - wiltingrose (04/08/2011) [-]

a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as anyother woodchuck who could chuck wood

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#241 - mafioso (04/08/2011) [-]

Hey you dang woodchucks, quite chuckin' my wood!

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#371 - N. Korean citizen (04/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)

how much nigger would a nigger nigger nigger if a nigger could nigger niggers?

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#374 to #371 - TehGuezt (04/08/2011) [-]

5.

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#389 to #371 - erwtje (04/08/2011) [-]

**erwtje rolls 28**

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#372 - newtoast (04/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)

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#384 to #372 - Dontfuckingcry **User deleted account** (04/08/2011) [-]

Unless you a zombie

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#144 - Fluorum (04/08/2011) [-]

How much wood would a wooden Chuck Norris Chuck Norris if a wooden Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris wood?

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#88 - HolyArachnid ONLINE (04/08/2011) [-]

Another opportunity to post this..... :D

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#75 - DukeOfMania **User deleted account** (04/08/2011) [+] (4 replies)

42.

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#94 to #75 - Slartibartfast (04/08/2011) [-]

That is relevant to my username!

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#379 - chuckiefinster (04/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)

17

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#388 to #379 - erwtje (04/08/2011) [-]

**erwtje rolls 0** 17?

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#362 - LGTG (04/08/2011) [-]

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I wonder

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I wonder

A simple pun became my top content. FJ is a one a crazy place! Thanks for your thumbs, people!

Comments(353):

A simple pun became my top content. FJ is a one a crazy place!
Thanks for your thumbs, people!