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yes, i know I accidentally left out the Russians in the last part, and every one is thumbing it down for that. I KNOW THE AMERICANS DIDN'T TAKE ON THE GERMANS BY THEMSELVES! I made another version that includes the Russians in Berlin.
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yes, i know I accidentally left out the Russians in the last part, and every one is thumbing it down for that. I KNOW THE AMERICANS DIDN'T TAKE ON THE GERMANS BY THEMSELVES! I made another version that includes the Russians in Berlin.
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Wow, front page! Thanks everyone who thumbed, and didn't support the trolls, who apparenty thought they were in History class.

WW I I
GERMANY
A' Creeks GERMANY "
RUSSIA
POLAND GERMANY
ENGLAND .ODINS FIGHT"
ISSA " BUSY WITH UTHER AGAINST' GERMANY
THINGS
GERMANY
ENGELAND
HIP
USA STILL PAPPING, ENGLAND AND RUSSIA
BUT GIVES SUPPLIES TU FIGHT AGAINST GERMAN?
ENGLAND ’ THEMSELVES
RUSSIA;
We need help GERMAN?
Here' twilek
JAPAN GUT tarr USA
AND
USA JAPAN
A FT E R WA R
WAR' S ( Let' s agree to
USA I Yeah!
but I' m
keeping Poland
RUSSIA
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#1072 - xdillxd Comment deleted by xdillxd [-]
User avatar #1060 - swedas (04/08/2011) [-]
This is the reason that whole Europe hates USA. You think you are the worldpolice. High and mighty. Oil oil oil oil. **** off..
#1099 to #1060 - angelsanddemons (04/10/2011) [-]
you are so right!!!
#1063 to #1060 - hiimjohn (04/08/2011) [-]
Its a ******* Comic
He made a new one check his Profile.
We don't think that and oil oil oil really.....
How did you even talk, your ******* retarded
I'm guessing your Swedish so STFU Eurofag and just deal with this **** .
Just because you can't deal with yourself doesn't mean you should troll people on the internet. It accomplishes nothing Dumb-ass. (oil oil oil ******* really)
User avatar #1062 to #1060 - xdillxd (04/08/2011) [-]
YOU




are very dumb
User avatar #1028 - xdillxd (04/08/2011) [-]
THANKS FOR GETTING ME TO FRONT PAGE, EVERYONE!
User avatar #1049 to #1028 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
lol! you may have made it to the fornt page but look at all the rage you've caused!
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - xdillxd (04/08/2011) [-]
Hahah true
#999 - imonadrug (04/08/2011) [-]
oh and to all of you amerifags out there... look up the Battle of Britain. Then you can see how much dedication our forces showed, with limited resources, keeping the Germans at bay. It is a disgrace to their memory (the British troops) that their hard work is not recognised by some ignorant people. soz for the rant but it's true
#1051 to #999 - Dreadlord (04/08/2011) [-]
Did you know a lot of the soldiers/pilots/etcetera in the battle of Britain were immigrants from Poland who wanted to fight back after Germany invaded and occupied Poland? Makes me proud to be Polish, hearing that even after being 'defeated' by the Germans, they still didn't give up (entirely).  
<-- Me, enjoying my polish heritage.
Did you know a lot of the soldiers/pilots/etcetera in the battle of Britain were immigrants from Poland who wanted to fight back after Germany invaded and occupied Poland? Makes me proud to be Polish, hearing that even after being 'defeated' by the Germans, they still didn't give up (entirely).
<-- Me, enjoying my polish heritage.
#991 - imonadrug (04/08/2011) [-]
Russia won the war for us lot... not USA!
Hitler's men got their balls frozen off in Russia :D lol
but seriously, i know im gonna get thumbed down for this, why does the US take credit for EVERYTHING?????!?!?!
User avatar #1007 to #991 - mafioso (04/08/2011) [-]
We don't. The kid who just made this comic is most likely American and didn't think twice about it, because our teachers over here always preach like we always win. We did win in the long-run, but if it wasn't for the USSR and the British, we wouldn't have won. ESPECIALLY if the agreement between the Germans and USSR was broken...we would've been ****** if it hadn't been.
User avatar #1037 to #1007 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
As some who reads up a lot on history, it does seem that American history is very biased and glorified towards the Americans in historical documents, especially text books for schools and universities. Although the US had a lot to contribute to WW1 and 2, it was more of a Soviet victory on the mainland of Europe (about 90% of German casualties in the whole war were on the Eastern front against the Russians) and a British and Commonwealth victory in Northern Africa.
User avatar #1053 to #1037 - Dreadlord (04/08/2011) [-]
The thing about the American point of view (mostly), is it has to be an absolute, all-out, glorified victory, or no one will care, even if you do win. A win has to be something you could make a great movie out of, or else you may have well have lost. It's a patriotism/morale thing.
User avatar #1055 to #1053 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
A good response! This is especially correct due to the period of history after the war that the US government foresaw. The government knew that having a huge moral boost would help them to get popular support for a following war against the USSR (or as it turned out, a cold war) so that they could keep taxes high for the citizens and keep the fighting spirit.
#1056 to #1055 - Dreadlord (04/08/2011) [-]
HISTORY ENTHUSIASTS UNITE!!!
HISTORY ENTHUSIASTS UNITE!!!
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
:)
#980 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [-]
usa dident solo germany and the only reson usa beat japan is becouse hitsler was dumb enouth to let althrid instine to give then the nuculer bomb
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#1029 to #980 - xdillxd (04/08/2011) [-]
...wow....
#1003 to #980 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [-]
The Engineers that produced the bomb were former Nazi's and they did not want to continue what they were doing. They knew right from wrong eventually. When they realized being a nuclear physicist for the Germans was a ********* hole he put himself in, a couple secrete operations were carried back to obtain these men from enemy encamped territory. Some of them wanted to get back at the Germans. Not to mention, we had physicists from Canada, Britain, USA and the USSR working together.
User avatar #993 to #980 - TheHutchie (04/08/2011) [-]
notsureiftrollingorjustdumb.jpg
User avatar #978 - Dreadlord (04/08/2011) [-]
"USA defeats Germany"? It was more of a combined force that brought Germany to it's knees (USSR did a ******** more than the US) and then they only surrendered when Hitler killed himself.
Although "Here's a dildo!" made me laugh.
#992 to #978 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [-]
It was kinda ill-thought out. I'm American and I read a lot on World War 2. Like this comic is actually missing Italy, who backed out 1 year after going in. Germany was the **** , like no lie. They had resources, a huge dedicated army, and the East and West weren't separated at the time seeing that it did in 1961. They're military were hoo-yah, get it done guys. Some of Austria joined with Germany, and it took ******* Australia, England, USS(although they were joined together at first), and the USA to defeat like primarily one ******* country with a will, and a lot of resources. USSR did more because it was closer, and with it's other communist countries, they helped contribute to the USSR. USA didn't have a good reach advantage, you know?
User avatar #1038 to #992 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
The comic misses more than Italy, you have the Commonwealth forces in Burma, Northern Africa and Southeast Asia fighting for their homelands as well as the large amount of other Commonwealth forces fighting alongside British troops (not just the Australians). Also the USSR commited a lot more due to the country being invaded. In the end 90% of German casulities were committed by the USSR.
#965 - pimpmyaces (04/08/2011) [-]
usa defeats germany.

AHAHAHAH what an idiot hahahahahahahaha GBITK stupid bitch
User avatar #960 - lazarwins (04/08/2011) [-]
accidental learning
#959 - qasman (04/08/2011) [-]
HOW ORIGINAL THIS IDEA HASN'T BEEN DONE BEFORE
User avatar #956 - vonfilmjolk (04/08/2011) [-]
Usa is such a KS'er
#953 - boyleodoyle (04/08/2011) [-]
Obviously it was Australia dicking around in south-east Asia that won the war.
#948 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [-]
awful
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User avatar #944 to #930 - tham (04/08/2011) [-]
This comic just shows whats wrong with americans, Canada, Britain, and russia did a majority of the fighting while usa sat the **** back like the little credit taking bitches they are. **** you, americans who believe that they won the war, **** you.
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User avatar #1040 to #962 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
In a way the Greeks were fairly instrumental to winning the war, because of the failed Italian invasion of Greece, Germany had to delay the invasion of the USSR to deal with the Greeks and so Operation Barbarossa went ahead later in the year than originally planned so the German army only hit the major cities in the USSR just before the Russian winter which killed thousands of German troops which ultimately led to the USSR beating back the Germans and taking Berlin. Hence if the Greeks hadn't been good enough to have beaten the Italians then the USSR would've probably been taken by Germany and the USA would have probably been beaten back or not joined the war as western Europe would have had full focus of the German Army.
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User avatar #968 to #962 - tham (04/08/2011) [-]
Really, the yanks like taking the credit for winning the war because they have some sort of mental complexity, obviously. **** germans too, they didn't notice ALL THESE MOTHER ******* BURNING IN OVENS AND **** , YO
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#961 to #944 - Vaginalbloodshart (04/08/2011) [-]
America fought mainly against Japan, it was an ALLIED campaign, we fought alongside each other and all took heavy casualties. including the ALLIED orchestration of D-Day, where America, British and Canadian forces well you know that. They played the bigger role in bringing down germany, and we took out Japan, either way you look at it, with out even one of the countries that made up the Allied forces, the Axis probably would have won.
User avatar #964 to #961 - tham (04/08/2011) [-]
No **** , russia could have nuked japan, but they didn't want to nuke innocent ppl, really killing people of a nation who aren't in power is pointless, mindless violence mayne.
#973 to #964 - Vaginalbloodshart (04/08/2011) [-]
It was again an ALLIED decision, just an American bomber was used.
User avatar #1041 to #973 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
Was more of an American decision really as it was mainly just the American forces fighting at this stage or the war. The reason that America dropped 2 bombs in close succession was a display of force towards the USSR that the USA had plenty more of these destructive bombs (which really they didn't as manufacturing them was extremely hard back then) as the US government foresaw a war between the USSR and USA (which turned out to be a cold war of maneuvering, espionage and displays of force as well as some indirect fighting).
User avatar #955 to #944 - xhizorz (04/08/2011) [-]
haha, you would've lost if USA didn't join in the war.
User avatar #958 to #955 - tham (04/08/2011) [-]
We would have save millions of lives if you weren't little peckerfiends
#1100 to #958 - Vaginalbloodshart (04/10/2011) [-]
You mean the million Jews that would've been burned and the countless others that lived in Europe that would either be conforming and sucking nazi dick if the allies didn't win? You forget, your believing what your taught, which is that all americans are fat retarded rednecks that take credit for everything and **** our sisters, where we're taught that Europeans are skinny punk rock fags with bad teeth that have weird sex. I don't care either way, but don't be an idiot an go on a FUNNY site where I want to laugh and get political. It's like getting head and then telling the chick about the problems with your girlfriend. Don't do it, she can still bite -_-
User avatar #966 to #958 - xhizorz (04/08/2011) [-]
USA didn't want to join the war because they didn't WANT to join in a war. They only helped out little at first before because they had a connection with GB. Then GB told them that the Germans destroy'd a boat filled with Americans because GB like little ***** couldn't do it without America (typical GB). So that's why they joined the war you numnutt
User avatar #1042 to #966 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
You are wrong about the boat, that is how the USA got involved in WW1 not WW2 as a German U-boat sank the cruise liner The Lusitania with 128 Americans on board.

America joined in WW2 because Japan attacked them at Pearl Harbor and the Japanese were allied to the Germans so got the Germans to declare war on America when the Americans attacked Japanese forces.
#985 to #966 - ugotpwntlol (04/08/2011) [-]
"Russia tore the heart of the German army" -Winston Churchill
Anyone who has even read a history would know that it was Germany's failed invasion of Russia as well as the Russian Counter-attack that tipped the balance in the favour of the Allied forces.

Normal American protocal during a war:
1.wait until most of the fighting is done.
2.join the winning side
3.Needlessly ****** millions of innocent people
4.Take credit for the next 60 years
User avatar #994 to #985 - xhizorz (04/08/2011) [-]
Nope, first of all. Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia, then Russia was defending Serbia so they declared war on Au-Hun. then Germany on Russia, so on, so on. Germany didn't start to invade Russia. They invaded France first.

ye you're wrong kiddo
#1001 to #994 - ugotpwntlol (04/08/2011) [-]
That's the first world war you ******* ******** . Austria-Hungary no longer existed at the start of the second world war. I'm not going to have an argument with some one completely ignorant of history and who is either a troll or a retard
User avatar #972 to #966 - tham (04/08/2011) [-]
WHAT? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU WITH OBAMAS DICK RAMMED HALF WAY DOWN YOUR THROAT, ****** . Do you really believe that happend? Do you still believe in the tooth fairy too?
User avatar #981 to #972 - xhizorz (04/08/2011) [-]
haha, pity tha fool!
It's true. You must have been teached lies (I think you went to school but it doesn't look like that) Oh and sorry i can't hear you over how awesome America is. ****** .
User avatar #998 to #987 - xhizorz (04/08/2011) [-]
Good job kiddo, you spotted a typo. Good for you
User avatar #1098 to #998 - tham (04/10/2011) [-]
LOL, canada could **** americas **** up, oh wait we already did, goaste-craving peckerfiend.
User avatar #1105 to #1098 - xhizorz (04/12/2011) [-]
HAHAH, Canadians are a bunch of pussies. You can't fight fo' **** .
#928 - thegreatbrainy (04/08/2011) [-]
Technically, the US was getting pwned the first few years in the pacific war until Midway
#988 to #928 - eiwlies (04/08/2011) [-]
america won the world war, troll is unsuccessful. America lost the vietnam war, they won the cold war because the government failed, theyre still fighting iraqi insurgency after 3 years. If they cant win against iraqis, im pretty sure they didnt single handedly win the war. Also.... Barack Obama
User avatar #1043 to #988 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
I wouldn't say they won the Cold War as such, the USSR backed down because Gorbachev was the bigger man and realized that this cold war was not good for the people of the USSR (as they were living in poverty). The US were prepared to tax their people further to carry on the Cold War whereas the Gorbachev did not want to.
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#1025 to #969 - thegreatbrainy (04/08/2011) [-]
What the hell is wrong with you? Did I say they lost the war entirely? They most certainly weren't winning before the Battle of Midway. Luckily, the Americans managed to decipher the Japanese secret code so they could read the messages they intercepted from them and managed to lure them into a trap on Midway island. After that, the Americans started winning.
Why the hell do you take it so personally when you learn that the country you are from is not the national equivalent of superman?
User avatar #919 - andythemole (04/08/2011) [-]
The USA could not of won the war alone either.... as showen by veitnam however we took out argenina by our self and we where hugely out numbered
#917 - iliektoast (04/08/2011) [-]
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User avatar #1085 to #913 - inthenameofcake (04/09/2011) [-]
I'm English.
America suck.
England also suck.
Deal with it.
#975 to #913 - alllthatremains (04/08/2011) [-]
logged in to thumb :)
Scots ftw
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User avatar #1044 to #984 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
There weren't that many Chinese in Vietnam, you are thinking of the Korean War. The Viet Cong and NVA were heavily backed by the USSR and China but in equipment rather than men. The US realized that they could not take on either of the USSR or China without suffering huge casualties and with a massive chance of being defeated so tried not to engage either of them over the Vietnam War. (The US suffered heavy casualties in the Korean war against the Chinese and were pushed back to the tip of South Korea until the Chinese generals were bribed to no longer commit their troops properly).
User avatar #1093 to #1044 - Mof (04/09/2011) [-]
May be I can explain this a little bit better, So, the way the United States runs is that there has to be a vote over basically everything, with that being said the vote that was said to have the war between us and the Vietcong was called "A Police Action" that is why America was in Iran because it was a "Police Action" but I'm getting off track. Any-who when the marines were getting ass creamed by the Vietcong Reagan (I think that was the president at the time) basically said "Oh **** , we are sending in more troops but they aren't coming back. Get them out quickly" but, yeah that would be kinda surrendering but I'm not sure.
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User avatar #1013 to #997 - knifegun (04/08/2011) [-]
no you ran away instead
User avatar #1070 to #1013 - stonedtothebone (04/08/2011) [-]
you are 10 years old. ******* fag
User avatar #1088 to #1070 - knifegun (04/09/2011) [-]
i am 16 and have you ever seen me in reality, **** no and i am not a homosexual either. only kids call each other fags as an insult so what are you 8 or something?
User avatar #1096 to #1088 - stonedtothebone (04/09/2011) [-]
No. you just yell out random statments without backing them with evidence.
Thats like me yelling at my neighbor for starting the Japan earthquake. makes no sense, but, in your little 10 yo. brain its perfectly fine for you.
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User avatar #1045 to #1014 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
The US were never really kicking arse because they were always fighting on the terms of the Viet Cong (and so could never exterminate them) as well as the US and South Vietnamese forces never taking Hanoi. The 85% you give is vastly incorrect and probably made up as most of the fighting was against the Viet Cong with a lot against the NVA (North Vietnamese Army). The Chinese mostly backed up the North with weapons and money and only a small number of Chinese troops were involved in engagements.
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - knifegun (04/08/2011) [-]
you put up a good fight but you were still the ones that pulled out
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User avatar #1017 to #1016 - knifegun (04/08/2011) [-]
damn those hippies huh
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User avatar #939 to #913 - Mof (04/08/2011) [-]
If you think Britain is so great post a comic about the Revolutionary War.
User avatar #1034 to #939 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
Britain were fairly great, the revolutionary war was fought against an american rebel force with greater numbers and more condensely spread (as a lot of the British forces were garrisoned all over the place). Also Britain were fighting other wars in India and Europe at the time and so did not have anywhere near its full fighting force at hand. At the time, the British army was in huge dept and a major money sink for Britain and so training and committing more men was out of the question and with the lands in India thought to have been richer and more important, keeping America had low priority.
User avatar #1035 to #1034 - Rockaman (04/08/2011) [-]
I am pretty certain that if Britain had used its army to full potential, it would have sweped aside the rebels although may have lost other colonies such as India and I would be having the same conversation with someone from India instead. Although all this is fairly hypothetical it is safe to say that Britain had over-expanded its armed forces so could not have kept all its colonies at the time.
User avatar #1091 to #1035 - Mof (04/09/2011) [-]
This may be true. But, the reason why Britain didn't use their full force nor have had the supplies to supply their entire force because of the war debt they were in when they fought against France I think, it may be the Spanish any-who also, there was a MAJOR factor in the fight against the "Rebels" was the distance from the "New land" and from Great Britain so that being said, It would take I would say a few months before Great Britain's troops would get there because of the long ride from a ship. Also, some of those troops would probably die on those ships because of supply shortages. And by the time they would get there the "Rebels" could have already taken control over the "New Land". Thank you for the read guten dacht.
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - Rockaman (04/09/2011) [-]
Said most of that in previous posts, but the distance was something I didn't really consider as the British had been able to keep Australia and India under control through rebellions, although the distance would still be a big factor.

History buffs Unite!!!
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User avatar #950 to #946 - Mof (04/08/2011) [-]
I wasn't really supporting the US but, if I had to post a comic it would be for the Invasion of Britain by the Romans.
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#1000 to #967 - Mof (04/08/2011) [-]
Tell you the truth is that I live in the US, but I always wanted to move to Germany for many reasons. (and btw the thing about americans being fat and **** isn't quite true, as I can tell you I weigh 104 pounds or 47.17 kg) Pic related *I am the guy*)
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User avatar #1006 to #1004 - Mof (04/08/2011) [-]
OH GOD FLORIDA? Well, with that being said then its true... also, I hope you like the smell of **** everyday in Florida. For me I live in the central US.
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#915 to #913 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [-]
A fellow englishman?
A fellow englishman?
User avatar #943 to #915 - mikeywizer (04/08/2011) [-]
I'm a scotsman. :D
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User avatar #952 to #949 - Salogel (04/08/2011) [-]
I dare you to come to Glasgow city centre and say that and see how long it stays funny for...
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