PRINCESS KISSED THE FROG

#57 - anonymous (02/10/2010) [-]

And I thought porn raped my childhood...

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#54 - serialxkisser (02/10/2010) [-]

She decomposed in, like, two seconds.

#56 to #54 - lordofvermin (02/10/2010) [-]

or the frog just decided to sit there....

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#63 to #56 - Jacob the Maddog (02/23/2010) [-]

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO THINK!!!

#53 - mecha man (02/10/2010) [-]

that frog is bad to the bones

#65 to #53 - BowChickaBowWow (03/15/2010) [-]

no, you gotta say it like this...

Looks like
*Puts on aviators*
The frog's Bad to the Bones
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

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#52 - anonymous (02/10/2010) [-]

I thought that princess was a nigger?

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#48 - KingMan ONLINE (02/10/2010) [-]

I saw that coming

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#47 - GhostlyLoki (02/10/2010) [-]

Serves the bitch right for leaving her kitchen.

#46 - LivingUndead (02/10/2010) [-]

that's how my fairy tales go

#43 - Bacula (02/09/2010) [-]

You see? Happy ending's do exist!

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#39 - frickersticker (02/09/2010) [-]

And the frog lived happily ever after??????

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#36 - vajspelunker (02/09/2010) [-]

snails reproduce asexually

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#45 to #36 - CuteMudkipz (02/09/2010) [-]

a ducks penis is in the shape of a corckscrew. when they mate the female has a corckscrew hole in the opposite direction. if they want to mate the female can change the direction.

that way she cant be raped.

pedobear ducks are out of the quesiton

#50 to #45 - JamieHyneman (02/10/2010) [-]

what don't you know? 0.o

#59 to #50 - CuteMudkipz (02/10/2010) [-]

the meaning of life.
because the meaning of life is determined by the human himself. everyone has there own meanng of life

#60 to #59 - JamieHyneman (02/11/2010) [-]

what if you can't be bothered thinking of your own?

#61 to #60 - CuteMudkipz (02/11/2010) [-]

you already have your own meaning of life. you just dont know it.

#62 to #61 - JamieHyneman (02/11/2010) [-]

meh....I'll play along.

#64 to #62 - Sethorein (02/24/2010) [-]

the meaning of life is to accomplish your meaning to life. When you do...you die. For some its just to live X amount of days 0.0

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#37 to #36 - RawrLikeAKittyKat (02/09/2010) [-]

Good To Know.

#34 - anonymous (02/09/2010) [-]

lol bs u can lick a frog and die. easy its happened before. watch 1000 ways to die and you will see it.

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#33 - anonymous (02/09/2010) [-]

rofl, srry if i'm ruining the joke but if u simply kiss (or lick) a poisonous frog u won't die, ppl actually do that sumtimes to see if they taste sour to kno that they r poisonous

#49 to #33 - KingMan ONLINE (02/10/2010) [-]

Only partially true. Venom does need to get in to the bloodstream to be harmful. But our body (especially our mouths) are covered in tiny cuts that we don't even notice. So if you are licking frogs to see if they are poisonous, you deserve to die.

#44 to #33 - anonymous (02/09/2010) [-]

well, actually, i googled that scientific name and it said that if you even lick or even TOUCH it you will die within a few minutes

#58 to #44 - LuftWaffles (02/10/2010) [-]

Is it the Poison Dart frog? Apparently its the most poisonous animal in the world.

#38 to #33 - SuccessfulTroll (02/09/2010) [-]

Who should I believe more? This oblivious 10-year-old or the scientists who spend their lives studying these things?

Let's ask Captain Obvious, shall we?

#41 to #38 - LoGfan (02/09/2010) [-]

my god i love your pic/gif

#42 to #41 - anonymous (02/09/2010) [-]

ME TOO >:D

#31 - lagmaster (02/09/2010) [-]

she died pretty dam fast

#66 to #31 - Doakes **User deleted account** (04/20/2010) [-]

the snail explains it pretty damn well

#30 - SherIockHoImes (02/09/2010) [-]

I heard you like frog's legs...