First Time

This should be a response to duckface.

Epic picture

I talked to a guy hovering out my window for like an hour

my friends face turned to the devil... but my dick was huge

i had to turn down my t.v. so i could taste my jellybeans

I rolled around in the state park for an hour; then stood up and stared at the stars.

i just didnt stop talking and staring at the stars

eat shrooms or get really fucking baked???

i thought it was marijuana that made everything just seem kinda awesome

You've never smoked weed have you?

nope. I'm a goody 2 shoes who doesn't drink, take drugs, and enjoys math.
let me just say for the record that i was never trying to hide this.
someone just told me that marijuana makes everything seem kinda awesome

Yea I don't drink either. Haven't smoked since 2 years ago. Not even wanting to go back, and I make decent grades. Weed does get you lightheaded, dizzy, but no hallucinations.

i know there aren't hallucinations but i mean like...
so heres a story from somebody i know:
*friend and his friends all high*
friend: *petting cat* Mrs. S i LOVE your cat
Mr.S: why thank you!
friend: *pets tail* i love his tail, its so exotic!
Mr.S: he's a rescue
friend: *puts on srs face* You are SUCH a good person
point is, from what i hear marijuana makes you think simple things are amazing

Yea, I can see weed doing that to you if it's strong enough. These comics blow it out of proportion. I bet these comics are mostly made by people who have never seen a drug in their life.

lol well duh!

They're different weed makes things better in that you notice things you didn't before (i.e. the bass in in the background of a lot of songs) but shrooms is more like dude I have never heard THIS song I know who sings it and what its called but it is just BRAND NEW.

Just for anyone who expects to do shrooms and hallucinate and has a bad trip when they don't I wasn't coming at you

thats cool bro

CEREAL GUY



Y U STEAL MY BORDER?

i hope you upvoted that

If OP ate those colors of mushrooms, he'd be dead...

i hope not, because then i have some serious hair and size growing

me 2

yes

Mama always told you that you were special didn't she?

:P JK, be glad you didn't die.

It did make me giggle so have a high-five.

First time for me... I sat there for an hour while my friends said things that weren't even funny and I was doing those laughs where you don't make sound the whole time. I laughed for a good 10 minutes at 'Fallopian tube'.

when i was high for the first time my friend said "turtle dick" and i laughed for 15 min.

anotha word is dilly bag

the first time i got high i stood still in my place not moving a muscle and my friend asked me wtf i was doing and i said that picture of my mom is seducing me

no sir. you can also grow psilocybe cubensis in enriched rice flour with vermiculite and water. the more you know!

accidental learning

hallucagenic mushrooms are brown. youd spit them out because of pungent taste

When i tried them they were mixed in with white chocolate, really not that bad

Awww I was going to post the smiley. :(

shrooms

Lolz, this is what i thought of when I saw "high" and "towel"

Pics or it didn't happen.

heres the evidence.

<---cool story bro.