in god we trust

pepsi is sweeter than coke but sometimes its too sweet

You are COMPLETELY missing the point! The point is that America was founded under one principle: religious freedom for all, not just for those who believe in your religion.

i know the point it was a joke btw calm down im an atheist

I believe in my own religion, which i call "Narniasm"

You see, in the late 40's, Narnia was ruled by the great Martin Sheen, and his great son, Charles.

The people of Narnia thought that Martin was not providing enough Winning, Adonis DNA, and tiger Blood for their liking, so they elected Charlie as GOD!

Him and Martin had a huge battle or whatever, then LeBron James took a shit, and thats how the earth was born.

<---What it's like.

NIHILISM!

CHRISTIANITY!

how bout no.

i have beliefs you have your beliefs.

easy as pie.

here i am.






rock me like a hurricane.

lol

what if i dont like pepsi

then burn in never ending fire!

go be anti-american with your coke somewhere else

Coke was made in America, are you dumb?

no, but you don't seem to get humor :)

dont like coke

Well I personally do this.
1: Invite the fuckers to my house, make them feel comfortable.
2: Ask them if they want a drink then leave the room.
3: In the room (make sure it's not a carpet) draw a pentagram.
4: Bring them to the room with the pentagram and ask if they are ready for the ritual.
5: Watch them run away.

I fucking love the mutations of that meme

Friggin George Carlin.

I love him. If I ever turned out a comedian I'd be like a 10 times worse version of him.

Yea...sucks that all my favorite comedians (bar Gabriel Iglesias and Ron white) died before I could see them live.

Would kill to see Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor, or George Carlin now..... :(

but the guy in the picture is right.... look it up. I can't explain that penny though. maybe they put a false date on there to make it seem older and more valuable? idk

No homo but, I love you right now.

hahaha more lik u cant read

More like you can't spell.

you mad???

"hahaha more like you can not read"

Maybe because your a unintelligent nigger. You're a retard.

*You're an

Dumbass.

You're a* dumbass.

Correcting Grammar Nazis since 1991.

I'm like the MP of the Grammar Nazis.

I could really care less whether or not my spelling on here is correct. It's the fucking internet.

he's not a zombie, zombies cannot talk, and they reanimate 24 hours after death, not 72 hours afterward, and zombies don't ascend into heaven, or promise they will return

I would know, I wrote a 20pg research paper on zombies

I'm christian lutheran....

but this made me lol.

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE! no i lol'd for two minutes.

Whatever.