ANTI~JOKE COMP 1!

are you serious?...

Serious about him dying?

I doubt he actually died because this Gif. is from a youtube video. But hey, the hell if I know.

I must see this video o_o
do you have the link to the video?

No ._.
The title was in a different language when I saw it, So I have no idea what to type in to even attempt to find it again.

Damn! Thanks anyway :)

Just type on youtube "BoggyMan sinking fast". It'll be the first video. And he doesn't die, just a heads up.

its probably him messing around in mud that has that stosky brown tobe thats annoying as hell to get off your boots

you can actually lay on your back and float in quicksand. he probably knew that and just wanted to act like he was going to die

You might of just saved my life if I ever hop into quicksand..

do it quick though. if you get to far under it will be very difficult to get out. but deep quicksand is also usually rare. usually it's only a few feet deep.

How do you get a baby out of a blender?






Tortilla chips.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies?





A dumpster full of dead babies with one alive at the bottom.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub?






17.

A man walks into a bar and says

"I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired"

Everyone laughed.

The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone.

He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

what's funnier than a dead baby?






A dead baby next to a down syndrome kid.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome screaming, stomping and throwing a tantrum?





Hilarious.

What's the difference between a fridge and a baby?

The fridge doesn't scream when I pack my meat in it.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?





You have to take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?






So you can see the expression on it's face!

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

no, you steal his princess, send swarms of turtles at him, and impision his pet dinosaur in it's egg to be left for dead.

well im going to hell

That actually sounds delicious. Just sayin.

Are you black?

no

and...wait..omg you did not just go there @_@