Happens to me

Me what really gets me depressed is when i start thinking about life and its meaning. Now im not a depressive little emo kid, but it makes me sad to know that we probably dont have a meaning and that the world could go on without me. Knowing that there is always someone better than you out there. Also knowing, that chances are, my name will be forgotten.
In the immortal words of Tyler Durdan
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Afterwards...

What gets me depressed is that I will never be able to make an antifreeze slurpee.

Pfft...maybe for you

Some guys have all the luck. (sad music plays) I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. (SpongeBob and Patrick then look sad) At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

this really happens to me.

Unless you a zombie

I wake up, my alarm clock says 7 am. I clean myself up and head down stairs. I pour me a bowl of cereal and look at the empty seats that surround the table. Time goes by. I stay, alone at the bus stop, hoping to see anyone. My friends drive over. Should I take front or back seat? Life isn't all that bad, no not today because...IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY.

Thats why I'm going to do what it takes for me to be remembered. Thats the one real thing I can leave behind. In my last moment I would die happy.

Same thing happened to me and I thought about reincarnation (theory that you come back as a new person in a second life) and thought about my family, friends and how awesome my life is and almost cried when I realized, eventually everyone will open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!

It's funny cause the exact same thing happens to me all the time. no joke. like really. im not kidding. im so cereal.




.....im dead serious