25 things to know your an Adult. . 25 WAYS TO TELL YOU' RE GROWN UP l, TOUR HOUSEPLANTS ARE ALIVE. AND TOU CAN' T EMONE ANY OF THEM. HAVING: EEK IN A TWIN BED I facts funny Adult sign
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25 things to know your an Adult

25 WAYS TO
TELL YOU' RE
GROWN UP
l, TOUR HOUSEPLANTS ARE ALIVE. AND
TOU CAN' T EMONE ANY OF THEM.
HAVING: EEK IN A TWIN BED IS OUT or
THE OCEPTION.
B. TOU KEEP MORE FOOD THAN BEER m
THE FRIDGE.
II. boo AM IE WHEN TOU LIP. NOT
WHEN TOU GO TO BED.
s. TOU HEAR TOUR FAVORITE ERNF. -I m
AN ELEVATOR.
It TOU WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL.
I TOUR FRIENDA MARAT AND DIVORCE
INSTEAD OF "HOOK UP“ AND "BREAK
5- You an FROM 13:: DATE or att
rune's TD 14.
R, x. ICANE AND A SWEATER NO LONGER
QUALIFY " “DREADED UP."
IO. ‘YOU' RE THE ONE C.'. ALLIN'S: THE
POLICE BEI'.'. AIEE THHEE ! KIDE
NEXT DOOR WON' T TURN DOWN THE
STEREO.
OLDER RELATIVES FEEL
COMFORTABLE TELLING: EEK COOKEE
AROUND TOU.
12, YOU DON' T KNOW WHAT TIME TAI.'.'. O
BELL ALONEE ANYMORE.
TOUR CAR INERRANT. E EOE; DOWN
AND TOUR OAR F-" ATTENDE BIO UP,
TOU FEED TOUR DOE: EC‘. HENC. E DIET
INSTEAD OF ME. DONALD' E
LEFTOVERS.
15. , an we COUCH mamas
roun BACK Hungr.
t TAKE NAPS. truckl
W. DINNER AND A MOVIE IE THE WHOLE
INSTEAD OF THE , OF
18. EATING: A BASKET or C. HICKEN
WINE; AT' ' AM WOULD LEVERETT
UPSET. RATHER THAN NETTLE. TOUR
IE. TOU GO TO THE DRUG: ETIRE FOR
IBUPROFEN AND ANTACID. HOT
CONDOME AND '' t TEETS-
20. A MALOO BOTTLE or WINE IE NO
LONGER "PRETTI E: OOD AHIT."
21. TOU AC. TUALLY EAT BREAKFAST
FOOD AT BREAKFAST TIME.
22. "t JUST CAN' T DRINK THE WAT t
UEID TO“ REPLACERS "PA NEVER
I." DOINE: TO DRINK THAT MUCH .''
or THE TIME TOU OPEND IN
214. TOU DRINK AT HOME TO EAVE
MONET BEFORE 'LEOINE: TO A BAR.
M. WHEN TOU FIND OUT TOUR FRIEND
IE PREGNANT YOU CONGRATULATE
THEM INSTEAD or ACKING: "OH Saer,
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?“
tit
BE: TOU READ THIE ENTIRE LIET
LOOKING! DESPERATELY FOR ONE Stem
THAT DOESN' T APPLY TO YOU AND CAN' T
FIND ONE TO EAVE TOUR SORRY out
ASS. THEN TOU FORWARD IT' TO A
BUNCH or OLD FRIENDA 'C. AIEE TOU
KNOW THEY' LL ENJOY IT' TOO. AND NOW
TOU KNOW WHY I AM FORWARDING'S
THE TO TOU..
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#2 - Hamish (04/04/2011) [-]
none of those

none of those
User avatar #1 - swimmingprodigy (04/04/2011) [-]
im 16, bitch. None of these apply to me :)
Only read this to check that they dont apply yet
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