sad but true. Maybe it's a bit long text, but please read it, it's true.. To Snake woman satisfied, a needs to be her friend, psychologist, lover, brother, fath
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sad but true

Maybe it's a bit long text, but please read it, it's true.

To Snake woman satisfied, a needs to be
her friend, psychologist, lover, brother, father, teacher, chef, plumber,
mechanic, athlete, decorator, stylist, genealogist, mind (and wish) reader,
psychiatrist, therapist, cavalier, a bit arrogant, organized, clean, pleasing,
charming, attentive, intelligent, full of fantasy, creative, ambitious, sweet,
strong, understanding, tolerant, careful, capable, brave, determined,
dependable, , reasonably snappish, full of c. suppliments, patient
in the shopping, rich.
He must get along witcher family, but he must not spend too much time
with them. To make Woman satisfied, he must not get on her way, he needs
to give her space, but he must show his veneers when she' s not home.
It' s that he does not forget anniversaries (wedding,
engagement, first kiss, J, her graduation, her age, her birthday, birthday
of her best friend (but he show too much interest - it' s enough
to mention the real date).
This is probably why God said: "Love her!"
And never said: "Understand her!"
f. sorryy for the. bad English, - it very well, but to share this with y we , becauseit) oinkie' s a funny fact)
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Submitted: 02/08/2010
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#1 - 4chan refugee (02/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
In the word of billy connoly..

In order for a man to feel loved he needs sex, in order for a women to have sex she needs love.
#4 - 4chan refugee (02/09/2010) [-]
comrades this person sounds like he is from mother russia
#6 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/09/2010) [-]
girls expect way too much. i hate it -_-
#5 - 4chan refugee (12/11/2013) [-]
be all those things guaranteed you get friend zoned
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